Bad Escorts

[TheNads]

OK here goes. Her name is YOKO, she is from Japan & in 11yrs she is my worst punting experience to date.
A kip of a city centre appartment. No light in bathroom. No shower, she said there was no hot water. €160 for 1/2 hr paid. No heat in the kip, cold ! NO OWO, CIM,GFE or practically any other service as advertised. Wouldn't touch the "old fella" with her hands, only when covered. She tried desperately to get to the finishing line manually before I could sample the main event. I insisted however & she allowed only the top of my man in, holding desperately onto the rest with her hand to avoid full penetration. I gave up on that & asked her to finish the job manually, so I could get the hell out of there. I took off the cover & she refused to touch himself, only when covered ! So, I then had the most expensive wank I'll ever have while she oooood & awed in what she must have thought was a sexy way. She then wanted me out ASAP. I insisted on washing my hands & having a pee which irritated her terribly. She stood at the open bathroom door (no light) frustratedly & grudgingly went & got me soap. What a Jip ! She so obviously doesn't like this work I wonder why she bothers. I know the answer too ... €€€€€. Just be warned, I have had bad ones before but she takes the biscuit.
Her profile is on this site under this name .............. AVOID !!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigpaws]

Just to be clear who TheNads is refering to here's her profile.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/2442/...sh-escort.html

Paws

[bigpaws]

I have written a review but just in case Dawn reads it and then decides to opt out of the review system I am posting my review here also ..........

https://www.escort-ireland.com/2283/...sh-escort.html

I was a bit dubious about seeing Dawn as her reviews were not up to scratch but her pics looked great so I decided to take a chance with her and was I glad I did?? No-fucking-way!!
First off she was dismissive and abrupt on the phone when I got outside her apartment block telling me to wait 20 mins then I had to wait another 10 mins then she told me to wait another 10 mins! At this point I decided to head elsewhere but just in the nick of time she rang me to say she was ready ............ when I met her I knew straight away it was not the girl in the pics but she was a sexy little thing so I went ahead with it.
She offered me a shower and then seemed pissed off that I said yes!! Back in the room she was waiting for me in a very very sexy little outfit ......... but then she turned out the light!!??!! I mean total and complete darkness!! Couldn't see a thing!! When I complained she reluctantly lit 2 tiny candles which meant I could just about see her ........ she then whipped out a condom before I was even hard so I stopped her and asked about the OWO which she said on the phone she does for no extra charge, she said "did I say that because I usually charge extra?" I said "yes you did" so she did it for all of 30 seconds before jumping on top of me for another 30 seconds telling me to "come quickly baby", I threw her down on her back to take control but her face said it all ie. "I do not want to be here, I do not like my job, I hate this".
I told her to get into doggy position which she hesitated to do but did and I then realised why the lights out and the hesitation ......... her back is completely covered in strange looking red blotches which are sickening to the touch. Poor girl ......... I then just finished quickly to get out of there which is what she really wanted.
I dressed as she sat on the bed watching me in complete silence ......... very uncomfortable.
As she escorted me to the door I noticed two things, firstly her wedding ring and secondly a very angry looking large Eastern European gentleman sitting in the living room just staring at me .......... if looks could kill!! Her husband I assume???
I checked the time when I went outside, I had been in and out, including shower, in 8 minutes flat!!!
My advice?? Stay well away .......... or go and find out for yourself but you can't say you haven't been warned!!!

Paws

[northdublinguy]

https://www.escort-ireland.com/1239/...sh-escort.html

I wouldn't usually go for girls that don't allow reviews but most other calls were unanswered and I want a girl with good English. I rang Anabell (who sounds a bit older than advertised) and arranged to see her about an hour to 90 minutes later. She gave me an idea of where she was based and asked me to call again 30 minutes before I wanted to see her for the full address.

I did as requested and even though she just told me to go to the same place she'd mentioned in the earlier call and then call again, I understood that this tactic was to make sure I planned to turn up.

I rang exactly on time only for a different girl to answer, who told me that Anabell had just left on a call-out.

I do understand that girls get a lot of no-shows but it was obvious I planned to show. This was highly unprofessional and it is now obvious why she doesn't allow reviews.

[wiseone]

lads! when it all goes good with a pricey proffesional, it is very expensive activity-worth it just because you're mortal. one does not have time to work out irish womens hang-ups etc. ive got a few quid but i dont make €150-250 that quick so everything has to be good, especially attitude!

theres a lot of sad ol' c**ts out there with bad attitude. they could be millionaires in 3-5 yrs if they were good at their job.

girls! if you want to rob and disrespect men generally, why you become hoes?

[bigpaws]

"Just to let you guys know my 'Alisha' story so you dont end up wasting a half day like I did yesterday....

Called Alisha around 1pm and arranged a meet-up at her place in Dublin 8 for 4pm. As I was arranging this, I asked why she didnt have reviews/verified pics and looked for confirmation that the pics (which look good!) were actually pics of her. She confirmed they were but I must admit that I got a funny feeling all was not as it seemed.

Nevertheless, the appointment was made and I travelled 1 hour to her place and arrived just in time. Then followed a series of calls and texts over the next 30 mins to her fone ... none of which were answered

I suppose it was a lesson to me to follow my gut instincts in future ... If something does not seem quite right, it probably isn't !!

Just thought I'd post it here as she does not allow reviews ( surprise surprise !) in case anyone else has been thinking of meeting Alisha , or for that matter in case someone has already met her and wants to add their tuppence worth."

MrBojangles

https://www.escort-ireland.com/2995/...sh-escort.html

I would also like to add that is the same asian girl who works on Francis Street that has been listed on this thread using three different names so far, be warned she is using fake pics and gives a terrible service.

Paws

[dirtydan]

https://www.escort-ireland.com/3094/...sh-escort.html
https://www.escort-ireland.com/3202/...sh-escort.html

I can verify the profile pictures are 100% accurate but everything else is bogus.
They are not independent escorts but agency escorts and all extras come at €50 a pop.
I was told by the girls that neither of them spoke directly to me when I called first and that it is the "boss" who makes the appointments and she should have made this clear to me...... but of course they never do

[bigpaws]

This girl
https://www.escort-ireland.com/3239/...sh-escort.html
used to be this girl
https://www.escort-ireland.com/3154/...sh-escort.html (listing is suspened suprisingly!!)

And this girl
https://www.escort-ireland.com/3238/...sh-escort.html
used to be this girl
https://www.escort-ireland.com/3106/...sh-escort.html (listing also suspended ......... also suprisingly!!)

They post fake reviews and positive posts under several usernames ............ by all accounts their services are dreadful and their pics are obviously fake, avoid.

Paws

[Patricia]

...and their pics are obviously fake...

Looks that way to me. I think it was a mistake of Sarah (in our advertising department) to not see that and I've spoken to her about this.

Pat x

[ber]

sayuri karlsson got bad review in galway now has opted out of reviews. in cork now guess she is one to avoid!!!!!!!!!