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Yeah, busisness is so bad that I'm one of the most reviewed ladies this month so far.

Your intelligence and charm are so overwhelming that you are giving my middle finger an erection, you'll have...

Not at all Darling, why do ask?

Lord, you make it sound like that's all you ever touch with women you encounter??

Tell me again why a charming gentleman like your good self you had a...

Wow, you're intelligent as well as wild!!! You should get on to Coca Cola and McDonald's and tell them theres no need to spend millions on advertising & marketing anymore!

Someday I hope to be as...

I did busisness & marketing in college, went into a civvie job that had NOTHING to do with either topic, so I might as well try to put it to use here . . . Arguing with TonyB & Longford men,...

Cant stand those escorts seeking attention, who do they think they are trying to market themselves, they're almost as silly as a Longford man who asks for advice, gets good advice, does the opposite,...

I love this attitude and I LOVE that you have found ladies who treat you well and that it's almost like therapy for you, I totally get that.

I would say to clients that if its impacting you...

And he gets sarky with someone for making a joke (which I would agree with, who knew ladies tour Longford?!!!)

I heard Kitty Kiernan was some woman to lob the gob!!!

God forbid our Tony ever leaves!

Who would I have to argue with then?! :lmao:

Ach, Ats her there naiii.

Norn Iron Dieve, aye, dead on wee thing so she is.

I'm sure Barney will be happy to translate for ye . . . :)

(Mods, I think that's theres an English only rule on...

A chat in 69??!?! What?!?! :lmao:

Its rude to talk with your mouth full!!

Or maybe I could pretend that ur d!ck was a microphone and do some of my favourite stand up sketches for you! ;)

Robohookers ha ha!!!

I'm no robohooker but if God forbid that I'm ever attacked I would dig my 2 inch solid acrylic nails so far into his eyeballs and sink my teeth so deep into his face I would...

https://youtu.be/lb2bz39fXSQ?si=Wn_N02pXpFRAoOsz

MrTony, This was my EXACT childhood, I would imagine that you can release also :lmao:

I do need a new work phone!!!! It has served me well but it's in bits, I promise it's the phone, I dont drink guys, I live a sober life, great food & great sex are now my only vices and neither in...

Thank you, I sometimes think that maybe I come across as a contrary biddy here it I'm 9 years in the industry now, I served my time in the beginning with rude, demanding, boundary pushing,...

I get the word "goddess" alot from my Twitter which makes me laugh because when I'm not working I'm usually to be found in slippers fighting with the dishwasher, cribbing about some referee or other,...

That's why you are elite , people might say that this is easy money but it takes skills to provide a true intimate experience and make the guest feel craved and wanted.

This might sound crazy to...

I think it just buys into the stigma that many clients are dangerous creeps.

I often get told "you must see some right weirdos"

Nope. Not anymore. I have lovely regulars all around the country...

Amen brother, I like to think I'm quite good at doing the sexy cat eye eyeliner, I think it makes the visual contact during oral even sexier!

But I was a teenager in the 90s, we ringed our eyes in...

My Kilkenny lovers, I am taking bookings for tomorrow Weds 8th May from 9am in my usual beautiful hotel suite!

WhatsApp me 0830854334 :kiss:

In my ordinary life when I'm out and about people have often assumed that I am Italian. My father and Aunt are very sallow skinned, black hair, brown eyes (I didnt get the brown eyes) I havnt dont...

Chanel ones, yes!!! Let's just say if I had been paying in €500 notes I wouldn't have gotten much change if I had handed over three of them!!! But in my defence I had been drooling over these...

I have literally just had somebody do that to me. He text me to say he was in the car park, no problem I sent him on directions. I’ve seen this guy a few times before no problems. 10 minutes later he...

TommyH is a natural born comedian, he’s not grumpy!!

Thank you to everyone who messaged me about the review I don’t know why I couldn’t find it, I’m actually really surprised that that guy...

Set your backside on fire! :lmao:

We used to get “keep that up and I’ll redden your arshe for ya!”

And you’d be legging it up the stairs practically bent backwards trying to avoid the clatter...

I can’t seem to find it, unless it’s the case he actually gave her 4 stars?