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My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day
called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking.
Which is perfect for her, because not only is
she vegetarian.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

We all die someday. Wanna go out with me?

Aviator Charles Lindbergh, in the Spirit of St Louis, lands in Paris after
the first solo air crossing of the Atlantic.

Three pregnant women in a cafe having lunch,
when one of them says. "I know that I'm going
to have a boy."
The other two women think about that for a moment,
and then one of them says, "OK, how...

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Is your name Dracula? Because I'd let you take a bit out of me.

So when our grandkids ask how we met, what should tell them?

I spent last night defrosting the fridge,
or foreplay as she likes to call it.

1987 32nd Eurovision Song Contest : Johnny Logan for Ireland wins singing "Hold Me Now" in Brussels.

1992 37th Eurovision Song Contest: Linda Martin for Ireland wins singing "Why Me" in Malmo.

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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the
Caribbean. The audience would be different each
week, so the magician allowed himself to do the
same tricks over and over again.
There was only...

The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

1992 champion Puerto Rican jockey Angel Cordero Jr retires after winning 7057 thoroughbred horse races.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but
I was tripping all day!

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, Bought new shoes for her wedding.
During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the
day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally...

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For all the Eurovision fans out there its that time of year again.

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