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Yeah man, I hate it when sexy women message me asking me to have sex with them! Ruins my whole evening! Also, my wallet is too small for my €50s, and my diamond shoes are too tight!

Gardai are only too happy to puck the heads off peaceful protesters whenever they get a chance, so I don't give a toss about what happened to them. But the looting disgusted me alright, and the idea...

Ironically, your avatar is what we are all doing right now after reading this post...

First of all, you lucky bastard!

Second of all, I'd probably go for Luna.

Wow, I'd never even seen this profile before!
Anyway, congrats!

I am dying to try the Amazon position, never had the chance so far and dunno if most girls wanna do it or not, but it's just about the hottest thing I've ever seen.

Taxi driver: Where to, mate?

Client: I'm gonna take you on the most amazing scenic route you've ever seen!

Taxi driver: I dunno about that mate, I've seen a LOT of scenery in my time...
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I don't think it's the machine that's better for your clit than people, it's just that your own touch is more effective.
A guy can finish himself with his hand in about a minute if he wants to, cos...

She is one of the best girls I've ever seen, I think I know why the reviews are off and I'm sure it is just temporary.

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Yeah, the top girls for me are the ones that wow you at the door and then wow again in the bedroom! My jaw hit the floor when I saw Alice Evans, Kim, and Victoria Elite in the flesh and was...

It isn't gross, and yes it is a weird personal thing. You are completely ignoring the fact that a girl may want an older man, you are purely looking at it from your own perspective.

Bro, are you seriously asking whether it is ok for a 30 something to have sex with a 20 something? Is this your first time interacting with humans?!

I remember one girl I was with, she was using these thick, black condoms and I swear, it was like she put anaesthetic on me! I couldn't feel anything thru it! I mean, a thin good fit condom is...

Let's not beat around the bush here, there are certain nationalities and cultures that treat women like cattle. I don't blame girls on here for asking questions about prospective clients, every...

Opts out, unverified pics, unverified age, unverified nationality, cheap price and a phone book of favourites. I'd sooner put my lad in a blender, it would probably be safer...

It has been the bane of many of my visits, feels like shrink wrap on me knob! I was under the impression that girls would never go for it if I brought my own, so I asked one lately and she said it'd...

Nobody cares about behind-closed-doors action between consenting adults. What the authorities are trying to stop are brothels, trafficking, and girls on the street. This is why I am so against seeing...

Dieve has had more clients in a year than I have had hot dinners! Literally!
Incredible work ethic, well done!

The dude is an utter douche canoe with an unreal sense of entitlement. By his own admission he is a boring, unattractive, charmless, socially awkward short-arse who earns just enough to get by, and...

I want this too.
I also want a job with massive wages for no work, a fridge that magically restocks itself everyday, a pet chihuahua that shits diamonds...oh, and a Bugatti. And not just any...

The Ukrainians and Palestinians say hello.

I'm telling ya, politicians around the world are jumping ship and getting out of power over the last year or two because they know that shit is about to hit the fan big style. Between COVID...

Congratulations Alice!

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