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Go on, admit it who is burnt to a crisp today?!!!!!

Sooooo many clients from around the country have sent me spectacular photos they took of the Lights, from as far South as Clare and Kerry, I'm GUTTED to have missed them!!!!


I love watching the...

For me its definitely safety.

I would consider it for a regular.

But no way would I go into into a stranger's environment, even if it were a hotel, & also I'm just more comfortable in my own...

Eh, Im presuming that's code for hotels???

If so, I'll PM you!

I will be on my FIRST VISIT to Wexford from Sat 18th!!!

Hotel based, of course, I'll take good care of ye poor deprived gentlemen! ;)

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Will you just hurry up and get that ring for me already!!!!!

Best of luck, I'll light a candle for ya!! :lmao:

Did ya get the shift?? :D :D :D

What are you embarrassed about, you are only speaking the truth!!!

Beards!!!!!!!! Some guys have immaculate beards, I remember once a very handsome guy with a beard who told me that he loved fk...

Well it has finally happened lads, it has FINALLY happened, The Sun is here and, the world is a shiner, happier and brighter place, the barbecue kits and the boxes of beer are flying out the doors of...

A lioness vs a goat!!! ;)

Resorting to insulting my appearance?

I believe it was Socrates who once said "when the debate is lost, personal insults become the tool of the looser".

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll continue...

Yeah, busisness is so bad that I'm one of the most reviewed ladies this month so far.

Your intelligence and charm are so overwhelming that you are giving my middle finger an erection, you'll have...

Not at all Darling, why do ask?

Lord, you make it sound like that's all you ever touch with women you encounter??

Tell me again why a charming gentleman like your good self you had a...

Wow, you're intelligent as well as wild!!! You should get on to Coca Cola and McDonald's and tell them theres no need to spend millions on advertising & marketing anymore!

Someday I hope to be as...

I did busisness & marketing in college, went into a civvie job that had NOTHING to do with either topic, so I might as well try to put it to use here . . . Arguing with TonyB & Longford men,...

Cant stand those escorts seeking attention, who do they think they are trying to market themselves, they're almost as silly as a Longford man who asks for advice, gets good advice, does the opposite,...

I love this attitude and I LOVE that you have found ladies who treat you well and that it's almost like therapy for you, I totally get that.

I would say to clients that if its impacting you...

And he gets sarky with someone for making a joke (which I would agree with, who knew ladies tour Longford?!!!)

I heard Kitty Kiernan was some woman to lob the gob!!!

God forbid our Tony ever leaves!

Who would I have to argue with then?! :lmao:

Ach, Ats her there naiii.

Norn Iron Dieve, aye, dead on wee thing so she is.

I'm sure Barney will be happy to translate for ye . . . :)

(Mods, I think that's theres an English only rule on...

A chat in 69??!?! What?!?! :lmao:

Its rude to talk with your mouth full!!

Or maybe I could pretend that ur d!ck was a microphone and do some of my favourite stand up sketches for you! ;)

Robohookers ha ha!!!

I'm no robohooker but if God forbid that I'm ever attacked I would dig my 2 inch solid acrylic nails so far into his eyeballs and sink my teeth so deep into his face I would...

https://youtu.be/lb2bz39fXSQ?si=Wn_N02pXpFRAoOsz

MrTony, This was my EXACT childhood, I would imagine that you can release also :lmao:

I do need a new work phone!!!! It has served me well but it's in bits, I promise it's the phone, I dont drink guys, I live a sober life, great food & great sex are now my only vices and neither in...