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I heard yer always putting on the poor mouth giving yer forum name to all the Pub and Chipper owners around your area.:)

And a pension book is good security aswell so you ll be ok.:)

Well she reckons one of the security men wanted to make your Balls into Earings for ye, smart arse.:)

Well she told me she thought ye were a bit of a Cheeky Fuck giving yer forum name to her when ye were trying to visit.:)

I suppose its better than being bored to tears listening to that aul rubbishy music you do be playing.:lmao::lmao:

Well, When I contact anyone around here I only have to mention Maynooth Nursing Home and they know just to hang up and run a mile away from the phone.:lmao::lmao:

Maybe they were wanting to meet the man on Grinder aswell?:)

Maybe bring some Fruit with ye, or maybe a bag of Wine gums, just to calm yer nerves.:)

A sniff of used knickers does it for you, Son.:)

Yea, I heard Stevie Wonder was visiting around your place last week and dropped in to see what ye had.:)

Thats rich, coming from you.:lmao::lmao:

Ah, ye must remember Ultravox , Sleepwalk.:)

Ah, great stuff. Sure ye must remember The Lambrettas, Page Three. A great number aswell.:)

Do ye remember The Vapours? News At Ten?, that was another great aul song.:)

Ah ,another little gem.:)

Funny ye should say that. Ye just reminded me of another great number. Lindisfarne, Run For Home.:)

Ah thanks, Thats a great aul number so it is.:)

That sounds a bit like Gilbert O Sullivan, Alone Again, doesnt it?:lmao::lmao:

Like a bad toothache.:)

Well ,its been nice knowing you.:lmao:

I could imagine him sitting around the dinner table with a few friends chatting about everything, the weather, the football, and casually bringing up the subject of the Law.:lmao::lmao:

Maybe if you reduce pulling the Jahovas out of yourself from two or three times a day that might help the situation aswell.:)

Sure yer Boss might let ye off on compassionate leave.:)

Well, ok, no kick in the arse so.:). Just a bit of a shove would do me so.:)

Well now, she mentioned around the same time there was an out spoken cheeky Fucker caught snooping around the place. I knew straight away that you must have dropped in.:)