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Ask a man when he is just about to climax if women are the greater sex.

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Hey hun!
You can pay for a service and still respect the person that provides it (no matter what service)!
But this topic is really getting repetitive!! Basic common sense should prevail here ;)
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IRISH DIET


An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a...

A bit depressing.

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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises...

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I decided to come clean.
So I did the courageous thing and left a note on the fridge.



My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can...

Listen hate to tell you but it doesnt look too good for you. This lot here are only saying all of this stuff to help you make it through the night. Get a good lawyer and failing that a good gun.
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Not having the great day at work and it has all to do with the boss (asshole) so i was thinking how a asshole can become a boss so did a bit of research.

When the body was first made, all of the...

It is simple babe- anyone with an opinion gets banned and anyone with a post that matters gets deleted. As you said, hey ho.


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There are only two posters over there who seem to do all the slagging, and it's quite possible that those are just two profiles of the same person. The rest of us largely ignore it.

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