Violette
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Latest Podcasts

For those of you, who don't use Itunes, or just want to have a quick listen, here are my latest podcasts:

Violette's Prepday

Tour Update

Sunday Morning

Interview in Barcelona

Kisses Violette

Podcast now available on Itunes!

Just a quick update, my podcasts are now available on Itunes, search for Violette's Podcast, by author Violette Dew. My next one will be out next week, interview in Barcelona with Peter, a long time client of mine.

Here piggy, piggy.

If you have cloven hooves, weight about 100 kilos, like to eat acorns, have a snot, like to run and play in the woods, and make grunting noises, don’t move to Spain! They will eat you. But if you have all of these qualities, and still decide to move there, be rest assured you will not be slaughtered in vain, you will be put to good use.

Iberian pork, my god the stuff is delightful, tasty and I am not just talking about the famous ham-Jamón ibérico, or pata negra. This is just one

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I f******g hate discount air travel!

I remember an incident from about a year ago, when traveling through Schiphol airport. They, being the Security Nazis, tried to send me through leaving my handbag behind, I protested that my bag wasn’t in my site and the SN had the nerve to tell me it was “my problem”. I replied, “No it isn’t? if my bag gets stolen because of your stupid security measures, I will kick the value of it out of your ass.” He tuned red and replied, “ Yes and you will go to jail.” True, but this is Holland, I will be

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My first podcast!

I was visiting a client in Belgium this weekend and after a few drinks I decided to interview him, so please check out my first podcast! I hope to make this a regular feature. Hope you like it.

My Podcast

Kisse Violette