Dub Lad

I met this guy on the bus he had a tatty beard, fake eye, walking stick, big raincoat basically he just scremed of sexual predator. But despite looking like a lunatic he was a very wise oldman, He told me how the world was going to end !!! global warming, natural disasters, the second coming of the devil, now after 15 mins of listening to this guy I realised that maybe he isn't the sexual deviant oldman, maybe he doesn't go home and try on his sisters panties and womens clothing and touches himself...

To the little boys who think they are big men because they smoke at the back of the bus wtf is that all about seriously do you think that its great breaking the law ewww look at us smoking yeah we don't give a shit about the smoking signs etc we are awesome eh no your not !!!

All you are doing is fuckin up my journey I have places to go like just because the bus driver stopped the bus and told you to get off doesn't mean you have caused road jams and having the dumb fuckers that is...

Ok so I am not a little skinny milinky-dink of a person but ffs I sit myself down in a nice comfy spot by the window and listen to my ipod all peaceful and as the journey goes on the bus fills up then what happens is this obese often greasy skanger fucker sits next to me in his over sized puffer jacket only what could be described as a stuffed chicken jeez, they sit beside me because its the only place he can get his fuckin beef arse on a seat, lose some weight will yis or sit somewhere else I dont...