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Banned User
Banned User
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About Banned User
- Biography:
- Stitched Up - In jail and the key thrown away.....
- Location:
- up to my neck in it !
- Interests:
- getting out
- Occupation:
- sewing mailbags
- Dream Job:
- anything thats not sewing mailbags
- User Type:
- Other
- Gender:
- Male
- Sexual Orientation:
- Bisexual
- Relationship Status:
- Married
- Political Views:
- anything with a liberal judiciary
- Religious Views:
- born again christian (easier to geet parole)
- Heroes:
- papillion
- Smoker:
- Have you got a light?
- Drinker:
- Hardened Drinker
- I Drive a:
- different car every day and set it on fire when done.
- An odd fact about me is...:
- I'm very handy with a knife
Favourite Things
- Favourite Place:
- Outside
- Favourite Music:
- Jonny Cash of course
- Favourite Movies:
- Birdman of alcatraz
- Favourite TV Shows:
- Prison Break
- Favourite Writers / Books:
- cant read nor write m'lud
- Favourite Cuisine:
- Porridge
- Favourite Pub / Club:
- a lock in - funnily enough
- Favourite Drink:
- poteen - i didnt know it was illegal m'lud
- Favourite Quotation:
- The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.
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- 8x8x8
- Twitter:
- A little in the showers
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Jimmy O'(07)Bond and The Irish Secret Service.
by Banned User on 13-09-09 at 00:52
The Irish Secret Service does indeed exist but is a very small organisation run on an extremely tight budget.
The employees take on the persona of unemployed drunks and meet in casinos/ betting shops/ public houses etc on a daily basis to exchange highly secret and vital matters of state. This cunning leads others to believe that they are nothing but raving lunatics and therefore have a tendancy to drop their guard in their prescence and spill vital information.
Our
I do rather like young Ms Portman.
by Banned User on 19-08-09 at 00:58
but does not everybody....?
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Captains LOG.
by Banned User on 07-07-09 at 17:19
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True Story
by Banned User on 06-07-09 at 16:09
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
Pussy !!
by Banned User on 24-06-09 at 19:34
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.
The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal."
Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, "If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."
As luck would
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