THE SUN, Friday, October 3, 2008

Call girls offer cut-price vice

One girl dubbing herself "sexy naomi" has halved her price to 200 euro for an hour of sex.
The blonde 25-year old, who describes herself as having a "magnetic personality", posted a message on the board saying "1 HOUR 200 euros- only till Recession finished".

Punters on the website were particulary interested in Naomi´s deal. One man named Feargal wrote: "This is the best offer I have seen"


I am only doing 1 hour work now from 200 euro only till Recession finished

I am not doing any 30 minutes anymore at the moment sorry about that.

My phone is 0870690369 I will be in Dublin till the 16/10/2008 only few days left so hurry!!

Just came back from two weeks holidays and my friend show me the newspaper article I have had my 15 minutes of fame

Sexy,if you said you were giving a free dingleberry and bacon sandwich to all your customers then they would have printed it.

Interestingly enough.Here is a qualified journalist who apparently cant read.I wouldnt buy the sun,id buy the dandy or beano.Way better with less pics too.Same goes for all the papers.

How are you ,you little thing?
Westside.

Sorry that was published its in no way nice when there people do this. I think having being their victim in Belfast before, that they are quite sad and havent anything interesting to report on so they just log on and choose an easy target. All I can say is it just shows anyone can be a journalist these days....Just pop into a forum and get some material to publish xxxx

Alot of these papers sell based on half naked pics or sex scandals,that and sticking their noses into ppls private affairs with very little given to real life crisis.I wonder how much time thye will give to the banks passing their losses of the gov charge on bail outs over on the tax payer?When Brian announces his budget aimed at tightening things further for some ppl who struggle as it is,will they attack that?Will they give us a report after say just six months on how the budget is affecting the elderly living on their own or how many extra homeless ppl will be on our sts?How about Brian start with the dual abode allowance and filter down from there.Seriously when it comes to tighetning the belts the ppl in the low classes are the last that should be hit but nope the newspapers wont speand much if any on stuff like that,instead this celeb is riding that celeb and some donkey playing with his balls in a filed somewhere.
I mean the hypocracy is fuckin unreal.Just look at the Sunday newspapers which they sell outside any church.WTF?Seriously a priest gives someone a lecture on being a better person and then they still allow papers basing their sales on sex and soft porn to be sold outside the church?Dont ride thy neighbours wife and oh by the way ,have a look at page three of the paper on your way out?

Welcome to heaven,free porn mag to all those who enter before Xmas.What a load of bollox.

Get out of here and focus on real issues,
Westside.

Well Sexy Naomi u did say u would have those prices till the recession ends- I Have news for u our economists say the recession will last at least into the middle of 2009

Thats exactly what I meant that it is easy to be a journo these days why even go to school and study then they are supposed to be reporting on worldwide events blah blah blah blah yet they just go onto fprums and take material from there. Certainly even a school kid could report then if thats the case xx

and then there might be a DEPRESSION! - the return of soup kitchens etc

he is in college doing some advanced masters in only god knows what so he can come out and count for a living or even better,count those that are counting.

Have that count done yet lads?

Yes we have 55 Mr Ladoooooooooooooo

Good just stand still now lads.

Right 11 of you.Ok lads you may go home but go out the back way.9.30 in the moring is a bit early.

Oh thank you very much Mr Ladooooooooooooooooooooooo, we thought it couldnt get any better after leaving at 10.00 yesterday.See you tommorrow.

Hey lads,i might have a lie in torrowow,a mid week siesta.Make it in at 12.45,that will,give us a 1/4 of an hour to dicuss lunch.

Great Mr ladooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Gottta love ladoooooooooo,
Westside.

Never mind the Recession

Fuck the Recession!!!!!!!

I have another more important issues to deal with than the Recession in Europe.

I must lose some weigth 5 to 8 kilos as my normal weigth must be 46 kilos and I am weighing 58 kilos at the moment...so I am in a weight battle with myself at the moment.
I have to admit that I love my food and I do eat loads more than any of you can imagine
as a good farmer´s daugther I love you Daddy Thank you for giving me a healthy appetite....(uhmmm ferrero roche chocolates & the irish hand made chocolates from Butlers something?, chips & mayonaise, fizzy drinks, wine, whole grain bread with kerrygold butter, steak with loads of pepper sauce ummm FUCK I AM FUCKED!!!!!!
I need a personal trainer and a food brain wash nutrionist ASAP!!!!!!!

My point is, My daddy brought me up with all those wholesome farm vegetables from our land and healthy home made food or seafood from the local fishermen, & meat products from local butchers that now sometimes I crave for junk food because I never had this junk yummy fast food things when I was young growing up.
So now I live by myself in the heart of Dublin city centre, I make some money of what is left from the current Recession and I am surrounded by temptation and sometimes it is difficult for me to resist temptation when passing through the City Centre......
And yeah..., I know all my good intentions and my membership of my posh gym in Dublin are of no benefit to me at the moment as I use it to relax by the swimming pool chairs after feasting on tasty high calorie food......BUT REMEMBER GUYS I AM GETTING MY ACT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS YOU SHALL ALL SEE COMING SOON THE ALL NEW SVELTE "SEXY NAOMI"
AS MY NEW PICS (COMING SOON) SHALL BEAR TESTIMONY TO

your were talking to one.Anyway try this,

Before breakfast on an empty stomach do cardio,it doesnt matter what kind.swimming ,running ,threadmill,doesnt matter.

Cut the carbs.Have your carbs in the morning and have less carbs as the day goes on.No carbs after nine at night.Use protein sources from fish ,chicken, lean meats etc.

No alchohol,fizzy drinks,use water or skimmed milk.

have a cheat meal (i said meal not day) once a week.

on your training (gym) days ise more carbs,on your non training days cut the carbs down to a bare minimum.

Remember how you put the weight on?Eating crap,sitting around and being lazy.To take it off do the opposite,move more and eat less.

Try this,

First thing every morning do the cardio about three quarters of an hour in the pool, a jog /walk or something that gets your heart rate up.In the evenings go for a walk (a walk not high impact cardio this time).

Three days per wekk hit the gym and do the following,

Squats 3 x 10
Lunges 3 x 10
Leg curls 3 x 10
Flat dumbell presses 3 x 10
pulldowns 3 x 10
tricep kickbacks 3 x 10
curls 3 x 10
Abdominals 3 x 10

Do them slow and dont worry about the weight.Ask one of the so called experts to show you how to do them if your not sure.

(some gyms have thigh and tummy toners so im not sure what the gym has)

(if your back gets sore from sit ups dont do them.Dont ask me why because i havnt enoguh time left in my life to explain but just take my word for it, do the abs standing if this is the case)

I reckon about 6 to 8 weeks should do the trick.I put on half a stone since we spoke and its all on the top.Putting on or taking off weight is simple,it just comes down to wnating it bad enough and working your arse off.

All in the mind Sexy,
Westside.