Can I be front page or at least page three in "The Sun" newspaper or even "The weekly sports" Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as I love Ponies & horse riding & I want to save all the starving children in the World

Can you use the pic with my white shorts & blue top, please for "The rescue of the world" article about Sexy Naomi Recession Charity & even if it meant I have to remove my blue top to show how much I do care for the world to be rescued and breast feed all those poor hungry children who have no mother to care for them & I mean it!!!!!!!

BLESS YOU ALL IN THE NAME OF THE SACRED HEART OF THE MOST REVEREND VIRGIN HOLY MOTHER MARY

200 EURO AN HOUR FOR ALL YOU SINNERS OUT THERE 25% GOES TO CHARITY
Call Sexy Naomi on 087-0690369
Lets save the planet while we still have a little time left AMEN

That just shows how thick the bastards in the Sun really are. They quote feargal instead of Westie, Paws, Patricia or even QPH if they wanted a truely unique slant on this business.

P.S. To any journos from the Sun who may be reading this: If you want to find out what the government's strategy is for dealing with the worsening economic situation, don't worry if you can't get hold of Biffo or Brian Lenehan. The kindly lady who cleans the shithouse in Dail Eireann is always ready to proffer an opion and she's probably the most intelligent out of the three.

Apparently, the Sun has a reading age of 6. Kids in first-class can read and understand it.

Why do people buy this rag it aint for news thats for sure I dont buy it because i remember the anti Irish sentiment in it and now they dare call themselves the Irish Scum its a rag not worth putting fish and chips into

If you think thats bad,
there is a news programme in the US
called

Naked News, aimed squarely at Americas equivant of Sun readers

The presenters really do strip off whilst telling you current events
as a last ditch attempt to get this group involved in whats going on

I swear this is true, and you might catch it on sky or cable over here

I saw something like that on playboy where the newsreaders strip off while reading the news. The naked news at ten. Beats Trevor McDonald anyhow

I have a few of those i will upload them later so you guys can download them

Heres the download link i promised enjoy
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I would like to see Sharon Ni Bheolain reading the news naked. Ann Doyle and Eileen Dunne can leave their clothes on

very quite today tuesday

I only see one client and not calls at all, a very few only xxx