MatureEbonyPru38F

I once opened my suitcase in the presence of another escort. She well nigh fainted at the quantity and variety of condoms I bring on tour with me. But the way I see it, I don’t bake the same kind of cake every time. There’s a cake for every occasion and cake eater. The same goes for condoms.

I stock different sized condoms as routine, even when not touring. You can have the best outfits, provide the best anal and suck a dick like a Dyson. But put the wrong sized condom on a guy and it ruins the moment. And I learned quite quickly in the UK that condoms larger than average size are few and far between, and very rarely bought over the counter.

I stock small and regular sized condoms manufactured by (durex); and Large and XL manufactured by Magnum Trojan. I buy the smalls and regulars in bulk from ebay sellers. I only buy from those that list them privately. I don’t need every Tom, Dick and Harry perusing my purchase history and marvelling at the sheer quantity I work my way through. I also only buy condoms from Ebay sellers that won’t automatically leave me feedback. If they did, they’d lose my custom for good.

Sometimes I can get an okay deal on Large but seldom on XL. But when I go to the United States, buying extra large condoms is always on my to-do list. They’re as easy to buy as candy bars and as readily available. Although there was the embarrassing day when I got stopped on my way out because the cashier forgot (deliberately on purpose, I bet) to remove the security tags from my condoms). I bet he was giggling while the lady with the English accent was politely asked to step aside, produce her receipt and show the contents of her shopping bags.

I stock up on both the large and XL which one can buy easily there at stores like Walmarts and most drug stores and at a fairer price than here where large condoms are about £1 per condom.

For overnight bookings, I bring out my piece de resistance in the condom experience. They’re called Worlds Thinnest Condoms and are latex free. An overnight client introduced them to me during a booking when he declined to use the ones I’d brought. He's one of those men with a latex allergy.

I took to them swiftly especially as they don’t have that foul rubber taste and so lend themselves to some last minute extra oral stimulation just before penetration, something I would never do with a non-flavoured condom otherwise. In addition, it's literally one size fits all as it's wrapped around and the body heat of the condom turns it into a second layer of skin.

But the cost is eye-watering, hence I save them for overnight bookings only.

They’re so thin that I remember one client I introduced them to freaking out that it had come off. But it was there, wrapped quite snugly around his member, so he relaxed and enjoyed it.

I saw a review of them on Youtube once. The guy complained that they were no better than cling film and he was put off by the noise they produced. Apart from that fact that he looked like he’d never had sex before in his life, I concluded that if he was having sex, it had to be the non-descript type where both parties are as silent as monks in a monastery, if he could notice “noisy condoms”!

xxx

Pru