magicalman9357

[QUOTE][Q2. Why are there so many Smiths in the telephone directory?/QUOTE]

Hi magic

Because a lot of smiths bought phones therefore name in phone book.

Lol

.Q6. How do you stop a bull from charging?

Ha ha magic have you been raiding the left over Christmas crackers at EI HQ.

Answer take away his credit card

[QUOTE=Legswideopen;bt4221][QUOTE][Q2. Why are there so many Smiths in the telephone directory?/QUOTE]

Hi magic

Because a lot of smiths bought phones therefore name in phone book.

Lol[/QUOTE]

Very good Legs and correct. :)

[QUOTE=Legswideopen;bt4222]Ha ha magic have you been raiding the left over Christmas crackers at EI HQ.

Answer take away his credit card[/QUOTE]

Youre on a roll Legs keep em coming. :)

Left over Christmas Crackers indeed. lol. :)

Q9. Wet.....

Q 10 take away their seats

[QUOTE=Doozer;bt4228]Q9. Wet.....[/QUOTE]

Correct Doozer and well done. :)

[QUOTE=Doozer;bt4229]Q 10 take away their seats[/QUOTE]

Correct again Doozer. Good going. :)

Q3: Extra Testicle

Q4: Where you left him

Q5: To build the house you can use as many as you like, but to complete it you only need one :D

Q7: Made backwards is Edam

Q8: You're still you Magic

MM
Been on the drugs toooo long don't get this answer

Q7: Made backwards is Edam

FFS just posted the above comment and now know the answer.

What a plonker am I

.Q4: Where you left him

PMSL

[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt4235]Q3: Extra Testicle

Q4: Where you left him

Q5: To build the house you can use as many as you like, but to complete it you only need one :D

Q7: Made backwards is Edam

Q8: You're still you Magic[/QUOTE]

Q4. Q5 & Q.7 Correct MM and well done. :)

[QUOTE=Legswideopen;bt4237]MM
Been on the drugs toooo long don't get this answer[/QUOTE]

It's the taking part that counts Legs. lol. :)

Thanks magic
Been away too long from your blogs and forgot about your weird sense of humour / lateral thinking.

Lol

[QUOTE=Legswideopen;bt4244]Thanks magic
Been away too long from your blogs and forgot about your weird sense of humour / lateral thinking.

Lol[/QUOTE]


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Some interesting facts about Geese and the answer.


The Wisdom of Flying Geese



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In the Spring, when you see geese heading North for the Summer or South in the Fall, flying along in "V" formation, you might be interested in knowing what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way. It has been learned that as each bird flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for the bird immediately following.

By flying in "V " formation, the whole flock adds at least 71% greater flying range than if each bird flew on its own.

Basic Truth #1- People who share a common direction and sense of community can get where they are going quicker and easier because they are traveling on the thrust of one another.

Whenever a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to go it alone and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird immediately in front.

Basic Truth #2- If we have as much sense as a goose, we will stay in formation with those who are heading in the same direction as we are.

When the lead goose gets tired, he rotates back in the wing and another goose flies point.

Basic Truth #3- It pays to take turns doing hard jobs, with people or with flying geese.

These geese honk from behind to encourage those up front to keep up their speed.

Basic Truth #4- We need to be careful what we say when we honk from behind.

Finally, when a goose gets sick, or is wounded by gunshot, and falls out, two geese fall out of formation and follow him down to help and protect him. They stay with him until he is either able to fly or until he is dead, and then they launch out on their own or with another formation until they catch up with their group.

Final Truth- If we have the sense of a goose, we will stand by each other, protect one another and sometimes make new friends who seem to be going in our direction.

[QUOTE=steady;bt4251]Is answer to No.8 -A postman[/QUOTE]

It is indeed Steady and well done. :)

[QUOTE=Legswideopen;bt4252]Some interesting facts about Geese and the answer.


The Wisdom of Flying Geese



*
In the Spring, when you see geese heading North for the Summer or South in the Fall, flying along in "V" formation, you might be interested in knowing what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way. It has been learned that as each bird flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for the bird immediately following.

By flying in "V " formation, the whole flock adds at least 71% greater flying range than if each bird flew on its own.

Basic Truth #1- People who share a common direction and sense of community can get where they are going quicker and easier because they are traveling on the thrust of one another.

Whenever a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to go it alone and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird immediately in front.

Basic Truth #2- If we have as much sense as a goose, we will stay in formation with those who are heading in the same direction as we are.

When the lead goose gets tired, he rotates back in the wing and another goose flies point.

Basic Truth #3- It pays to take turns doing hard jobs, with people or with flying geese.

These geese honk from behind to encourage those up front to keep up their speed.

Basic Truth #4- We need to be careful what we say when we honk from behind.

Finally, when a goose gets sick, or is wounded by gunshot, and falls out, two geese fall out of formation and follow him down to help and protect him. They stay with him until he is either able to fly or until he is dead, and then they launch out on their own or with another formation until they catch up with their group.

[B]Final Truth- If we have the sense of a goose, we will stand by each other, protect one another and sometimes make new friends who seem to be going in our direction.[/B][/QUOTE]

Very interesting and descriptive Legs. Good to see you back in the blogs and well done. :)