Hi guys and girls,

This month we are having an erotic stories competition and we have another €500 cash prize to give away!!!

This competition is open to anyone with an E-I message board and reviews account (i.e. escorts and punters and others).

We want you to email us your erotic stories between now and 31st December 2006. Please email your stories directly to me at support@escort-england.com (please include your E-I message board and reviews account username so I know who you are).

The stories must be your original work (no plagiarism please!).

The stories must be set in Ireland, and related to escorts or something equally erotic.

Maximum length 2,500 words.

You may include a photo or image with your story if you wish, but this is not required, and we will be judging on the stories, not on any photos we get.

We will allow multiple enteries from the same person if you want to submit more than one story.

All stories remain copyright to the authors, but, by entering your stories into this competition, your grant us full rights to use them as we wish.

On the 2nd January 2006, we will be publishing a selection of the best stories on our website and announcing the winner of the €500 prize.

Jayne

Hi guys,

We've had a few problems with our email the last few days (spam overload) so if you sent a story over the last 48 hours and Jayne didn't acknowledge it, please send it to her again and ask her to confirm she got it ok. Thanks for the stories so far guys, you're making us all horny in here trying to get on with our work

Patricia

...Will now be announced tomorrow, due to a flood of last minute entries, and also the fact that poor Patricia is suffering from the flu.

Thank you all for your creative efforts - we are currently dreaming up the next competition idea!

Jayne

I'm gutted, I wrote a big long story on Saturday about how I made passionate love to a stranger on the train and somehow managed to hit refresh instead of send!!! I'm such a nob!

No, its computers that are the nobs! Stuff for work is always disapearing off my screen!

similar thing happened to me when I was writing my fourth story about how I made love to a Naomi Campbell look-alike in a restaurant on the eve of it's launch.........when I was almost at the end of a very elaborate text, I had to get up from my PC for going to the loo (I was almost bursting as I had been holding for over an hour), but instead of clicking 'save as draft', I clicked 'compose'.............poof !!!!!!!!everything vanished and I got a fresh blank screen.

I felt like crying, it was 3:30 AM and I had no stamina left to rewrite the same spending another 2 hours (I am a two finger typist, BTW...........so it takes me even longer to type)

Still waiting for the results...........like a high school student awaiting his leaving cert exam results.............who would it be ? Will there be one winner or a tie...........ohhhhhhh, the tension is killing me !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cant wait to read other people's erotic stories.............atleast ,with the ongoing pussy famine in Limerick, there would be some material for a good whank !!!!!!!!!

We've now finished going through all your lovely horny stories. They were all so fab that we couldn't agree on the winner, so Patricia is currently casting the deciding vote!

She's still suffering from the 'flu, so be gentle with her! She will make her announcement within the next few hours.

Thanks for your patience, and good luck to everyone who entered.

Jayne

Ok, first off... I'm really sorry for the delay in announcing the results of this competition, as Jayne said earlier I've been under the weather lately.

We didn't get that many entries to this competition, but we honestly thought at least several of the stories were great, making it REALLY hard for us to try and pick just one winner.

We also found it a REALLY hard competition to judge (We'll have to get you guys to judge next time we have a competition like this!). Myself and three other girls that work here picked our favourite few with much difficulty and then found we had all picked different ones!

We eventually got down to a top 3 with extreme difficulty and then we just couldn't decide between these 3, so we decided we just had to split the prize 3 ways, even though that hadn't been our intention. (We added another 100 euro to the kitty though as we didn't want any of the three winners to get less than 200 euro.)

So... here are the stories http://www.escort-ireland.com/erotic_stories/index.html

And the winners we picked are (in no particular order):

kenlager for My Polish Ride. This story is a real feel good tale of a normal Irish guy discovering the racy pleasures of escorting for the first time. And it warmed our hearts this festive season!

zobaanzoo for one of his three stories (The Predator, Sex @ 60 and The Garden). We can't decide which one! (We've made enough decisions today. We can't begin to try to make any we don't absolutely have to!) Personally I laughed my socks of about the renal ward nurse finding working on a renal ward horny in The Predator and the dirty old bitch in Sex @ 60, and that's what made his stories a winner for me, but someone else in here prefered The Garden one so there you go...

irishbloke for An Evening of Pleasure. This story was classy and sexy and appealed to us escort community ladies.

A BIG THANK YOU to everyone else that send us stories (And those that tried but never made it due to computer probs!). Picking only 3 winners was exceedingly hard and we are very gareful for everyone's efforts.

I will email the 3 winners first thing in the morning re paying them their 200 euro prize money each.

Good night,

Patricia xxx

P.S. Can we have some ideas for a cometition for this month please? My only idea so far is something random luck based instead of talent or effort based like our last 2 perhaps. Also, something easy to judge please!!!