you're a talented lassie!

............. or is this board attracting more & more deviants ? Dickhead you are a sick puppy but I guess you have the right to disgust us all & make your requests.

Another question that crossed my mind - do all escorts understand it when they tick the "hardsports" box, as so many of them do. I doubt it.

I'd say you have a nice ring though Brenda,
ThjeNads.

this request by Dickhead may be more common than u think although I think hes acting the maggot about 'washing it down with pee'. A friend of mine was staying in a 3bed apartment with 2 girls one of which was a stunner, she did not show any romantic interest in him, when the girls went out the stunner made a shit & didn't flush the toilet, my friend starting putting his finger into her shit & eventually stripped & started smearing her poo all over his naked body. At least i got a good laugh out of it

Time to find a new friend!!! Does he find stunner's shit any better than the average girl's?

Impossible request anyway, women don't do 9" turds do they? .. they just do little rabbit shites?right?

Dickhead should have called himself shithead if he wants an escort to shit in his mouth. It takes all sorts I suppose and people are into different things. But that is some strange shit. Especially experienced punters friend. I think some people worship a beautiful woman a bit too much and think even the shit that comes out of her is beautiful.

I think your right TheNads some girls just seem to tick the boxes without realising and have all the services on their profile when they don't do them all.

hey Dickhead this ones for you.
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