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I have a dillema.

Since i have been in ***location removed**** (this is my second visit) i have had nothing but grief from people who book and never show. I have had the same few idiots blocking my phone line by calling repeatedly, i have allot of people bartering with me like I'm a second hand car for sale with "ono" displayed on my ad. The most extreme been £60 for an hour with a bit of Charlie thrown in! Why do people always assume escorts are escorting to support ...

Man asks a prostitute, "How much?" She says, "$50 on the bed, $30 on the sofa & $10 on the grass.." He gives her $50. She says, "You're a man of class!" He says, "Class my arse, i want 5 times on the grass!!"

Q1. Four men met every Thursday lunchtime at the Turkish Baths. Joe, a musician, always brought his personal casette player so he could listen to music. Jack, a banker, brought a thermos containing a drink. Jim and John were both lawyers and brought paperback books to read.
One day in the mist-filled room, John was found dead from a deep wound through his heart. The police were called immediately. They questioned all three suspects, but no one said they had seen anything happen. A ...

... or so I was always told by my mother when she was trying to get us kids to wash behind our ears, between our toes and in all this little places that a quick slosh of water really makes no impression on!

I grew up thinking that if I at least cleaned up twice a day properly, I would at least be seriously considered by St Peter when it came for my time waiting in line outside the Pearly Gates

And despite realising these days that maybe there is now rather more in my ...

Hi...

I'm new to this... I really am... I've been with two escorts ever in my life... The first was ok.. a few months back... nothing like her pics, but I was curious to see, well, how a pro would do this... (please I hope I don't offend anyone here! Don't mean to!)
Anyway, as I said .. the first one wasn't really anything like her pics but did perform a good service. and did seem to enjoy it.

The second one.. was today...I won't mention her name, probably one ...