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Miss March E-I 2010

RicFlair — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:36:56 GMT

Miss March E-I 2010
Welcome to the E-I Escort of the Month Blog. Every month I post the current top list of escorts in the running for Escort of the Month with its winner.

The current Miss February E-I 2010 is Elle of Edinburgh Escort Reviews of Elle, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Here are the results in the race for Miss March 2010 (which is points based on reviews):

Winner Jessica (9 points) Escort Reviews of Jessica, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Lynne Miss April and Miss July E-I 2009 (6 points) Escort Reviews of Lynne, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Amanda (6 points) Escort Reviews of Amanda, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Karin Kiss Miss May and Miss August E-I 2009 (5 points) Escort Reviews of Karin Kiss, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

English Layla (5 points) Escort Reviews of English Layla, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Agnieszka (5 points) Escort Reviews of Agnieszka, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Sophie (5 points) Escort Reviews of Sophie, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Miss Samba (5 points) Escort Reviews of Miss Samba, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Karol (5 points) Escort Reviews of Karol, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Sandra (5 points) Escort Reviews of Sandra, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Ivet (5 points) Escort Reviews of Ivet, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Naughty Nina (5 points) Escort Reviews of Naughty Nina, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

Miriam (5 points) Escort Reviews of Miriam, Irish escort from Escort Ireland

The current winner of this months competition is not eligible for the April competition but will be for May.

Hall of Fame http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...hall-fame.html

Rules:

1. Points are scored by reviews.

A review only counts if the Reviewer is 6 months registered and has 10 reviews posted without any rats on his profile. The points per review are...
+1 point for a positive review,
-1 point for negative review,
0 points for neutral reviews,

However if the reviewer has a trusted reviewer stamp then their positive reviews are marked as 4 points and negative reviews marked as -4 points with neutral reviews as 0 points.

2. As we all know nobody is allowed post more than one review of the same escort. So once a Reviewer posts a review of an escort thats the only point(s) that the Escort will ever recieve from that profile. So if a reviewer posts new updated reviews of their favourite Escort it won't be counted.

3. N/A reviews obviously don't count as do Rat reviews. Also reviews marked positive but read negative and vice versa are considered miss-reviews and are not counted either, so please take care while marking reviews folks.

4. At the end of every month the top scoring girl is declared the winner. In the event of a tie then those girls scoring equal points will all win together.

5. No Escort can win consecutive months.

6. The winner/s will recieve free advertising for a month. In the event that the winner/s are not going to be working the following month they will instead recieve credit/refunds.

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Latest Podcasts

Violette — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:11:50 GMT

For those of you, who don't use Itunes, or just want to have a quick listen, here are my latest podcasts:

Violette's Prepday

Tour Update

Sunday Morning

Interview in Barcelona

Kisses Violette

Podcast now available on Itunes!

Violette — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:03:50 GMT

Just a quick update, my podcasts are now available on Itunes, search for Violette's Podcast, by author Violette Dew. My next one will be out next week, interview in Barcelona with Peter, a long time client of mine.

Westsidex- The Bookies Tale

Alec Horan — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:30:38 GMT

It was 8 in the morning and Walter Westidex was excatly on time as usual to open up. It was the smallest bookies in town but it was his life. He had invested all his Insurance Claims money into it and it would allow him to be his own boss and earn him enough to feed, clothe and shelter his wife and kids.

The only thing was that he was still single and at 48 and stuck in his ways, things were unlikely to change. The only sexual experience he got these days was a fleeting glimpse of the lapdancers as the arrived at the strip club next door. For most men that was not enough, but Walter was not like most men.

The nearest he had to a family was the dreamers, drinkers, lost souls, unemployed and immigrants that frequented his place of business. His odds were notoriosly mean, even more so for foreign nationals. Many a time a darker skinned gambler placed a bet at 10/1 only to see 5/6 on written on the betting slip, but many did not even bother to check.

Strangely the place was always crowded because Westie did not care too much if people just came in to watch a match or race. Perhaps his soul was not as filled with darkness and hate as his parents had thought. A gregarious loner he seemed to like the hubbub of chat around the place even if he didnt really want to get involved himself.

Of course no one would ever know of his secret life before he joined the compensation culture.

He had been a superb chef, capable of turning the most banal of foods into a delifghtful treat. Through a series of successes he ended up being the chef to the Canadian Olympic team at Seoul 1988. But one incident blighted his life. While boiling an egg for the sprinter Ben Johnson he took one of his 'happy pills' but unbeknownst to him a couple slipped from the container into the saucepan and the already cracked egg was tainted with the dissolved pills.

Ben enjoyed his egg, thanked Walter and said his goodbyes before he left fot the 100m final..........

Here piggy, piggy.

Violette — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:03:15 GMT

If you have cloven hooves, weight about 100 kilos, like to eat acorns, have a snot, like to run and play in the woods, and make grunting noises, don�t move to Spain! They will eat you. But if you have all of these qualities, and still decide to move there, be rest assured you will not be slaughtered in vain, you will be put to good use.

Iberian pork, my god the stuff is delightful, tasty and I am not just talking about the famous ham-Jam�n ib�rico, or pata negra. This is just one way in which to enjoy this delicious variety of pig, you can also get it served raw with various sauces depending on which restaurant you decide to try in Barcelona. I went to a lovely restaurant called PLA hidden down some twisty turny streets located close to Plaza St. Jaume. Once you know where you are going, it is easy. Plus I love late night cities, where you can make a reservation to go out yo dinner at 10:30, and still get served a delicious meal. We skipped the starter, because we had gouged ourselves earlier in the afternoon on some delicious tapas at Tapas24, now don�t ask me what I had, I just pointed to the coolest sounding thing on the menu and a dish appeared. One, I think was a crunchy fried pork trotter-de boned with a fried egg. YUMMY!

Anyway, so we were ushered in by a rather dishy looking waiter with serious bedhead, in fact it was so serious, it could only have be contrived, arms like a weight lifter, and the sweetest accent when he spoke English.

He told us what was on offer, and then gave us the menus. the standard bottle of cava was ordered, it was dry crisp and went down a treat. My friend ordered the special of the day, which was a lovely sticky rice-almost risotto like cooked in a fish stock with squid ink as garnish and pulpo fried on top. I had the BRAISED IBERIAN PORK sirloin! The tiny medallions melted in you mouth, and left behind a flavor you just don�t get in factory raised pigs. Half way through my friend and I switched and he too was melting with pleasure at how tasty the dish was. We followed with a pear tartin, cava, coffee for me, and a digestive which I think if there wasn�t food in my stomach to coat it, would have eaten right through. It was a wonderful Catalan blueberry liqueur.

So, upon my return to work in a few weeks, if you gentleman notice that my rather voluptuous bottom has filled out somewhat, you will know why, blame it on the delicious Iberian pigs.
;)

Amateur pics anyone? ;-)

Leah — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:48:12 GMT

Hi all

While uploading some amateur photo's to my public profile earlier was just wondering what the preference is for pics... professional versus amateur, for men & escorts? Do men prefer the effort of the professional shoot or feel amateur is more believable? Do escorts feel they make more money from professional or amateur pics? When I have professional pics, I tend to get lots of 'is that really you', 'are they airbrushed'? etc & by the way none of my professional photo's have been airbrushed, I dont believe in conning my clientelle ;)

Having done many pro (no pun intended lol) shoots, some I was very pleased with others felt totally ripped off!

Having spent a small fortune last year on 3 very shitty yet expensive photoshoots, I got a friend to do some amateur pics of me a couple of weeks ago & I really like the pics as well as having great comments & feedback on them :D

I do love a pro shoot as getting hair & make up done, doing the shoot & being told how sexy you are is great, a real pampering session but then again having been ripped off by expensive & shit photographers in this economic climate is not so attractive....

The pics on my escort profile as well as the new album on my public profile are both amateur & I would appreciate any feedback :p

There's more amateur pics to come so keep your eyes open :eek: lol

here's a taster of whats to come :)

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I f******g hate discount air travel!

Violette — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:21:29 GMT

I remember an incident from about a year ago, when traveling through Schiphol airport. They, being the Security Nazis, tried to send me through leaving my handbag behind, I protested that my bag wasn�t in my site and the SN had the nerve to tell me it was �my problem�. I replied, �No it isn�t? if my bag gets stolen because of your stupid security measures, I will kick the value of it out of your ass.� He tuned red and replied, � Yes and you will go to jail.� True, but this is Holland, I will be out of jail before you are out of the hospital, do you want to chance it?� Was my parting shot. He shut up after that. I was traveling with a discount airline at the time. Things haven�t improved.

I have seriously come to the conclusion, I FUCKING HATE DISCOUNT AIR TRAVEL! Yes you get there cheaply, but the toll it takes on your nerves, your dignity, and your legs last longer that any money you saved on buying a cheap ticket. First off, I think they specially train the staff in rudeness, and anti-customer service. I swear they go out of their way to aggravate and just piss you off for the sheer hell of it. I would be pretty much a malcontent if I had to work for a shitty airline, so to some extent it is understandable.

Then the security restrictions are even more numerous with your average discount airline, you can only carry one bag on, it has to weigh so much, it has to be a certain size, usually smaller than that of the �normal� carriers, allow, and you have to pay for your luggage. Low and behold if it is one f�ing kilo over the barebones minimum that they allow, they can slap another 20-30 euros on top of it for over baggage. I mean have they forgotten we are traveling, and by virtue of being in transit, we will have some kind of baggage with us? So to make you pay for the flight and then the baggage is in my opinion ridiculous, and not to mention the bastards also charge you for your food on the flight!

Then to carry on the insult, the security measures are extreme in there stupidity, hasn�t anyone realized all you do is frustrate people, cause delays, and accomplish absolutely nothing in stopping a terrorist from wrecking havoc if they so chose? Christmas 2009, springs to mind. This unfortunate young idiot passed through the hallowed halls of Schiphol airport on his way to the US, with his strap-on bomb in place. The taking off of the shoes, the limiting of liquids, the opening of lap tops and such didn�t stop this would-be terrorist from getting through and almost causing a major disaster. Aggravating travelers is not the way to prevent terrorism, if anything it is a good way to cause normal individuals to want to turn to terror as a means to alleviate some of the frustration they feel, when some jackass at security, who hasn�t a clue what to look for is making you late for your plane, because your f�ing lipgloss isn�t in a stupid ziplock baggie!

Ok so you have cleared the insipid security measures, managed to not shove your lipgloss, or foot up some Security Nazi�s ass, and now you have the pleasure of walking the entire length of the airport! Because it is a cheap discount airline, they stick them at gates seriously bordering on another province let alone the airport environs, that is allowable. So, not only are you late for your flight, but now you have to run a marathon to get to the gate, only to discover that they have move your flight, maybe they announced it, maybe not. Who knows! They certainly don�t care. That is one less pissed off passenger they have to deal with.

It certainly doesn�t add to the travel experience at all. But I am safe in the knowledge that I will soon be in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Barcelona, with a masseuse waiting for me to rub away all the stress of the nightmare that airline travel has become. If only I could have one waiting for me at home when in a few days I have to relive the nightmare of the return trip.

My first podcast!

Violette — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:55:25 GMT

I was visiting a client in Belgium this weekend and after a few drinks I decided to interview him, so please check out my first podcast! I hope to make this a regular feature. Hope you like it.

My Podcast

Kisse Violette

A Note to Those New to DOM.

Violette — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:03:06 GMT

There seems to be quite an interest in Dom, and all things fetish as of late. I do see an increase response, and I am getting more requests for a mild Dom session, or a Tie & Tease. And I can only say, bring on the slaves and subs. Smack! But there is also a troubling trend that I am also noticing, one which concerns me. Those neophytes coming in and asking to be dominated, without having a clue of what that term truly means. This is scary. They know the terminology, catch phrases, and sentence structure, and based on this I will determine their experience and the course of treatment and action according to the exhibited experience level. What, I am finding a bit disconcerting is even after the initial introduction and discussion, at about 30 mins into the session you have a sub laying on the floor winching, and screaming for you to stop, because this isn't what they had had in mind! WTF! Now I know I am not stupid nor am I deaf. So, I do have to ask the question, what part of-"I want you to dominate me, humiliate me, use me as your bitch, fuck me up the ass. Also you can do to me what ever your like, you can smack me, bite me and torture my balls and cock ." Did I misunderstand? GENTLEMEN, YOU DON'T WALK IN TO A DOMINATRIX AND TELL HER TO 'DO TO ME WHAT YOUR WANT!" You may find yourself in a bit over your head, literally, with her male slave, Tiny, shoving his 10" rather firm cock up your ass, and you strapped to a table with a gag in your mouth, wonder how the hell your ended up there. When what you wanted was a firm spanking and a shag.

I think the media is in part a bit responsible for this, there is a lot more talk and discussion about the subject of domination, and some popular TV shows have touched upon it, most recently the "Good Wife","CSI", and "Bones". So of course people googled found a few websites that cater to this and decided this is for them. Only to discover the theory is far different for the reality. I am in the business of applying a firm hand to my subs and slaves, yes they come to me for a good caning, I push their boundaries, pain thresholds, and limits, in a safe consensual environment. I am not here to traumatize some neophyte without a clue, who obtained their experiences from google! That damn search engine has a lot to answer for.

So in closing, gentlemen, from now on, ask for a mild Tie & Tease and go from there.

Another Satisfied Customer

Violette — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:54:06 GMT

To say I like Dom is a wee bit of an understatement, I just love the idea of coming up with creative ways to push someones limits, it just appeals to my inner sociopath, it make me feel all warm and cuddly. I will lay in bed at night and devise wickedly delightful things to do to my subs. I was once told by one young man, I was inspired.

I was in Kilkenny getting more and more frustrated by the minute, because the phone was NOT ringing, I mean it was so quiet, I called myself a couple of time to check it was working, yup it was fine, but I wasn't. I was loosing the will to live as a good friend of mine would say. I packed my bags and headed to Dublin, well we all know how inundated Dublin is with pussy for sale, so I figured my chance of doing much of anything was at best slim, and worst none. So, checked into my apartment, and waited, the phone started to ring, SHOCK. OMG, I had clients calling me! WOW!

Well, to make a long story short, I had one particular gentlemen call who surprisingly enough made my day. He wanted corporal punishment, ok fair enough, I have 2 riding crops, 1 cane , 2 flogs-one large, one small, 1 paddle, and a horse hair whisk. No problem I said. Well, he asked if he could bring his own cane. Ok, impressive! I like a man who knows what he wants to be beaten with, that way we both know the experience will be a fulfilling one.

Well, here are the results of that encounter. He happily skipped home, and called the next day for another session, unfortunately I had already left town.

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Why I use escorts?

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Miss February E-I 2010

RicFlair — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:02:17 GMT

Miss February E-I 2010
Welcome to the E-I Escort of the Month Blog. Every month I post the current top list of escorts in the running for Escort of the Month with its winner.

The current Miss January E-I 2010 is Zara Davies http://www.escort-ireland.com/11415/...t-reviews.html

Here are the results in the race for Miss February 2010 (which is points based on reviews):

Winner Elle of Edinburgh (29 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/8135/e...t-reviews.html

Anna Miss December E-I 2009 (27 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/5384/e...t-reviews.html

Bonnie (14 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/12981/...t-reviews.html

English Katie (13 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/12462/...t-reviews.html

Diana (13 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/12521/...t-reviews.html

Agnieszka (12 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/8809/e...t-reviews.html

Erika (11 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/10244/...t-reviews.html

Alexis (Irish) (10 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/13299/...t-reviews.html

Aida (10 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/5805/e...t-reviews.html

Sexy Brigitte (10 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/2993/e...t-reviews.html

Nikky (10 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/4308/e...t-reviews.html

Nadia (10 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/12752/...t-reviews.html

Barbara (10 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/12839/...t-reviews.html

Yume (9 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/1616/e...t-reviews.html

Eve (9 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/1922/e...t-reviews.html

Saana (8 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/10357/...t-reviews.html

Miriam (8 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/11479/...t-reviews.html

Lolita (8 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/12141/...t-reviews.html

The current winner of this months competition is not eligible for the March competition but will be for April.

Hall of Fame http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...hall-fame.html

Rules:

1. Points are scored by reviews. +2 points for a positive review, -2 points for negative review and +1 point for neutral reviews. However if the reviewer has a trusted reviewer stamp then their positive reviews are marked as 4 points and negative reviews marked as -4 points. Also new reviewers posting for the first time will be maked 1 point for positives, 0 points for neutrals and -1 point for negatives.

2. N/A reviews obviously don't count as do Rat reviews. Also reviews marked positive but read negative and vice versa are considered miss-reviews and are not counted either, so please take care while marking reviews folks.

3. At the end of every month the top scoring girl is declared the winner. In the event of a tie then those girls scoring equal points will all win together.

4. The winner/s will recieve free advertising for a month. In the event that the winner/s are not going to be working the following month they will instead recieve credit/refunds.

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Charity Begins at Home.

Violette — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 08:43:58 GMT

I am sitting in my bed, feeling like left-overs from a rave party, in other words I am feeling like crap. So, what do I like to do on a Sunday morning feeling like crap or not, is to troll the web looking for stuff, fun, interesting, otherwise. Now like most people who do tend to be totally self observed in our own lives, we hear about things but unless we are directly affected by them we tend to disregard them. So, I am updating my websites for my new upcoming tour, and deciding what will be the special for the Month of February, last month it was OWO included in the hour price, and some small discounts. But this month I have decided to give to charity namely this charity, Haitian Earthquake Response. I am asking my clients to sponsor me with a small donation as little as 2 euros, and as large an amount as you wish. Also, it you would prefer not to give on line, you can give it to me when we see each other, and I will then make a donation at the end of my tour in the name of the �Friends of EI for Haiti� from Violette Dew. I mean seriously, things are tough in Ireland because of the economic situation, but believe me, things here are still wonderful in comparison to the situation in Haiti. So, gentlemen come and give generously! Kisses Violette

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Something to show I love you.

Violette — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 06:45:00 GMT

I am now the proud owner of a horsehair fly whisk, from one of London's more prestigious houses for the riding set. I was just drooling over the riding gear in the shop, they were just lovely and well made. I wish I had more gentlemen interested in proper pony play, or at least letting me tryout my new riding toys on them.

This lovely new toy would be used at the end of a flogging session, as it leaves a light almost unnoticeable sensation on the skin, akin to an after thought. So wailing on someone in the beginning of the session with it, will leave them unimpressed, but after solidly working them over for the better part of an hour, priming the skin, raising the blood to the surface, then applying with light deft wrist flicks, the fly whisk. Bliss! I think the gentlemen in question will leave with a new appreciation of what it means to be 'ridden hard'. Oh, I can't wait to try this out. Any volunteers?

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I went shopping!

Violette — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:13:11 GMT

It was a rainy Saturday in The Dam, and since I am popping over to London on Mon and Tues, for a photo shoot with my favorite photographer Joe, I decided I needed some props for said shoot. So, called up a taxi and popped down to RL district to pick up some necessary goodies. The streets are crowded with TOURISTS! ARGGGGGG!!!! I hate bloody tourists! They haven't a clue how to walk, will randomly stop in the middle of the street, and start pointing and gawking at stuff, that to be honest I have become complacent about. So there is a shop that only sells condoms, and further down the road a couple that sells some serious gay bondage stuff, Rob, and Mr.B's . This is no reason to stand in front of the door and stare. They should just return back to their vanilla lives and let a girl get on with her shopping.

Anyway, I did get some new and yummy things:
1. Black rope. That soft lovely nylon stuff that feels like silk. Oh, the fun I will have with this stuff.
2. A Riding Crop. Not further explanations needed.
3. New Inflatable dildo larger size. I have the baby version of this, and decided I need to get the mama size, daddy size will be next.
4. 2 bags black Latex gloves, I ran out on my last tour.
5. Black condoms. I love these, for the reason they are so easy to find on white bed linen. Plus, the contrast against white skin is a turn on for some gentlemen and for me at times. :)
6. New leather collar.
7. New bright bubble gum pink dildo
8. An Intimate Massager
9. Adjustable gummy cock rings
10. French Maids Outfit.
11. Stockings, and hold ups.
12. For my foot fetish guys, a new pair of open toed blingy high heeled sandals.

I am so looking forward to trying out my new toys. :D