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Escort Ireland Community - Blogs http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/blog.php Irish escort community, message boards and chat for discussion of Irish independent escorts and Irish escort agencies en Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:43:13 GMT vBulletin 15 http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/images/misc/rss.jpg Escort Ireland Community - Blogs http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/blog.php My UK apartment! http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1666 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:00:28 GMT Things have been a little distracting over here in the UK. Until recently I had a beautiful... Things have been a little distracting over here in the UK. Until recently I had a beautiful apartment in Worcester, which is my home town. It was in a converted Edwardian building and surrounded by Countryside, where you could see the sqirrels and rabbits playing in the gardens and horses chilling in the fields. It had 2very large bedrooms and a large lounge area and was totally perfect. Sadly not long after I had renewed my contract for the 2nd term of 6 months I got a call from the letting agency. They said they had been contacted by the apartments committe who were concerned about the visitors I was having and the fact that my curtains were often shut.

Of course I replied innocently and wrote an email detailing that I was working from the apartment with my consultancy business, which I had told them about etc and they totally believed me. Just as I was sighing with relief I got a note through the door from a neighbour. It had my real full name on it (in capitals) and they were accusing me of breakiing Act 1956 section 33, which refers to brothels. Of course I was not running a brothel or doing anything illegal, but they also threatened to trace the car regs numbers and contact my clients. Knowing that one of my neighbours was ex police, I felt it was a risk I was not willing to take and stopped using it. Unfortunately I still had to pay for it though, as the contract was still valid.

Now a few months down the line I'm about to hand the apartment back over and I have a new apartment to take over at the end of the month. I'm really excited as it is in the heart of Cheltenham and not too far from the famous Cheltenham race course. All being well, I am hoping to have the place in good working condition for the 6th of March, well in time for the Race festival and Gold cup and hopefully I will be attending ladies day, as I also make and design hats and want to know what is in trend at the moment.

In the mean time I will be popping over to Ireland for a week and hopefully won't let the excitement of the apartments put me off too much. My body is aching like mad after all the carrying I've been doing. My current apartment is on the 2nd floor, so a lot of stairs, as I've been moving everything into the garage. Still, it can only make me fitter, so I mustn't grumble.

Here's looking forward to a new start in a beautiful part of the UK! ]]> CurvaceousKate http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1666 Preferences, perspectives http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1661 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 09:44:33 GMT I was halfway through writing this blog when something came to my notice. I think it is still ok,... I was halfway through writing this blog when something came to my notice. I think it is still ok, and I have added some more at the end, but you decide!

The great thing about EI is that we, the punter, know so much about the escorts that we choose to visit. Compare with the dreadful old days a good few years ago. It was numbers in magazines (in some cities telephone boxes) and pot luck or driving around red light areas. I shudder at the thought!
Now we have photos, services provided lists, reviews, forum contributions, members profile pages... A punter who uses all of these, turns up at a lady’s door and says “I wasn’t expecting you to be like this” – has to be a pretty strange person, to put it as mildly and politely as I can.

For the escort, things have moved on a bit but not so far. Many prefer the PM process as a way to connect with a punter and from this can do research if they choose to by checking references and reviews. Essentially, though, they haven’t much clue what they will be faced with when the door opens. I may, through the charm and wit of my PM’s, portray a picture of George Clooney. Open the door and what have you got – George Hook! (I’m not George Hook by the way – it would really be a story if I was - priceless!!!! I should also make it clear that I don’t, thank god, look like George either – no offence if you’re reading this, George).

Pictures are out. No punter is going to post a picture (ok, one or two of the odder forum posters might, but not many!!).

What I would be happy to see is escorts expressing their preferences in clients more often and more plainly. Some do. I recently visited a lady who specifically requested no one below the age of 25. Apart from the grievous insult I felt when she didn’t ask me for proof of age ID, I thought this completely fair and reasonable thing to do - it is her absolute right to set whatever conditions she wants to.

So, I am all for profiles or members pages to contain more preferences. On any subject! If an escort does not want to see dog owners, let me know and I will not trouble you. If you have an antipathy to those who possess a goldfish... well depends who it is I might send the poor golden thing to its freedom down the household waterfall - just put it in and flush! (I wouldn’t, though! How could I?). It’s good news all round. Escorts stand a chance of getting the clients they want and punters are not faced with the terrible prospect of a physical attribute or something that comes up in conversation through the meet (eg per recent forum topics - “I’m in a relationship”) turning the whole thing sour. In fairness this has only happenned to me twice a good while ago, but the events are etched large in my memory.
I don’t expect reams of terms and conditions to wade through... the escort business by its nature is one of a fair degree of tolerance and “each to one’s own”.

Of course the punter may try to lie, just as an escort may bend the truth in a profile to hide their true identities. Some will risk this, but can have no complaints if it all blows up in their face. Those who don’t check profiles (and I’m sure there are many) will be ignorant. But those of us who take the time to research will have a better chance of a happy time.

So escorts. To quote those true seers into the inner workings of life - The Spice Girls – “Tell us what you want, what you really, really want!”

The extra bit
Now, having read Scottish Nina’s excellent blog about life on tour, I have been rightly reminded of how tough it is out there and how much of a leap it is to get to even the basic escort “preference”... A punter who actually turns up, and is actually on time. This may put some escorts off the thought of limiting the client field and suggest you see clients, even if there is something about them that really turns you off. I think that, actually, setting some boundaries by preferences might help. The better chance of a great meeting, the more likely an extremely happy punter is going to share experiences and delight with the rest of the world. I, for one, like a lady who has taken the time to explain in a profile what works for her. But, I understand, it’s a gamble. ]]> trugent http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1661 Miss February E-I 2012 http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1660 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 02:10:08 GMT

Miss February E-I 2012
Welcome to the E-I Escort of the Month Blog. Every month I post the current top list of escorts in the running for Escort of the Month with its winner.

The current Miss January E-I 2012 is Luana http://www.escort-ireland.com/17150/...t-reviews.html

and Sexy Kataleya http://www.escort-ireland.com/16002/...t-reviews.html

Here are the results in the race for Miss February 2012 (which is points based on reviews):

Winner Nataly (8 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/21347/...t-reviews.html

Kitty Miss December E-I 2011 (7 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/11997/...t-reviews.html

Amelia Babe (7 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/22880/...t-reviews.html

Sweet Cherri (5 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/9178/e...t-reviews.html

Karina (5 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/22922/...t-reviews.html

Wanda Hot (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/17312/...t-reviews.html

Eniko (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/21279/...t-reviews.html

Dina (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/20066/...t-reviews.html

Scarlett (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/22934/...t-reviews.html

Janette (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/9515/e...t-reviews.html

Doreen (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/20634/...t-reviews.html

Eva (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/19718/...t-reviews.html

Kitty (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/23017/...t-reviews.html

The current winner(s) of this months competition are not eligible for the March competition but will be for April.

Hall of Fame http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...hall-fame.html

Rules:

1. Points are scored by reviews.

A review only counts if the Reviewer is 6 months registered and has 10 reviews posted without any rats on his profile. The points per review are...
+1 point for a positive review,
-1 point for negative review,
0 points for neutral reviews,

To insure that there are no bias or controversial decisions E-I Moderators/Staff/Admin reviews as well as my own are not counted in the competition.

2. As we all know nobody is allowed post more than one review of the same escort. So once a Reviewer posts a review of an escort that’s the only point(s) that the Escort will ever receive from that profile. So if a reviewer posts new updated reviews of their favourite Escort it won't be counted.

3. N/A reviews obviously don't count as do Rat reviews. Also reviews marked positive but read negative and vice versa are considered miss-reviews and are not counted either, so please take care while marking reviews folks.

4. At the end of every month the top scoring girl is declared the winner. In the event of a tie then those girls scoring equal points will all win together.

5. No Escort can win consecutive months.

6. In the event of a scandal/Escort leaving the county or leaving escorting as an occupation during the competition, the Escort(s) with the highest next points will be declared the winner.

7. The winner will receive free advertising for a month. If there is more than one winner then the prize is shared. In the event that the winner(s) is not going to be working the following month they will instead receive credit/refunds.

8. Any and all speculation threads concerning the Escort of the Month outcome will be deleted and the thread creators can be disqualified from Escort of the Month at the discretion of myself.

]]> RicFlair http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1660 Journey from High Escort to courtesan... By Chloe Harris http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1578 Sun, 29 Jan 2012 10:46:41 GMT Journey from High Class Escort to Courtesan... In 2012 my aim is to make the transition from a... Journey from High Class Escort to Courtesan...

In 2012 my aim is to make the transition from a high class Escort to a modern day Courtesan. When I started escorting full time almost 2 years ago, I knew that I would have to spend time learning and understanding exactly where I wanted to be in 2 years time. In my view, whatever your chose career, you need to set yourself short and longer term goals and objectives.

I knew from the offset that my goal was to maximise my potential, to reach the very zenith of my profession. I see myself as a person who strives continuously to make all my friends experiences unique and memorable. In the next section I will explain the difference between an escort and a Courtesan.

*What is a Courtesan in the 21st Century?

*The modern courtesan

The difference between a courtesan and a common escort is the difference between night and day. A modern courtesan is the epitome of discretion and interacts only with a select group of the highest profile clientele. She focuses on every detail of her art from her classic dress sense, her understated designer jewellery, her immaculate presentation and stunning beauty; she exercises daily and treats her body as a temple. She endeavours to match her exterior beauty with a well developed personality, well honed intellect and an internal sense of self respect, calm and balance. Well travelled and well read, she benefits from a top quality education and often speaks several foreign languages and comes from a culturally diverse background.

She considers herself a high class entertainer to rival any other worldwide whether desire enters her service or not. Above all she is a supremely confident woman who understands that she has a huge amount to offer on any level. She takes great pleasure in giving and is less concerned with the monetary aspects of her calling as much as the knowledge that she has made a positive and memorable diferences to her gentleman's life. Any money she may receive for her sublime companionship is simply the icing on the cake. She is most certainly not someone simply doing things she does not enjoy in order to pay her bills. She provides a higher quality experience than any so called high-class escort and reserves her time for only the most interesting and discerning gentleman.

This unique and unwavering focus on client selection is what keeps the courtesan exclusive to her elite gentleman, a man who understands the crucial difference between an escort and a courtesan and deliberately chooses the courtesan over the lesser options who have lost their precious exclusivity. In this world it is usually the successful gentleman who can match her charm, life experience and sophistication, a gentleman who has sufficient knowledge of women to truly appreciate and really enjoy all the different facets of his female companions, a gentleman who will not embarrass or insult her with the haste, gaucheness and lack of subtlety of a mere youth who would simply fail to appreciate her stunning dress sense, her alluring perfume and the art of her seduction. Such a gentleman will always respect the mutually unspoken rules of taste and he would not dream of asking her to do things she wouldn't normally do or would find offensive. He does not treat her like an object nor would he deny her the absolute freedom to entertain him at her pleasure and discretion.

There is an undeniably special connection that forms between a courtesan and her chosen clients. This stems from the fact that they regularly spend a substantial amount of quality time together. When they interact they forever enrich each others lives. This is definitely not so much a meaningless service interaction as much as a genuinely affectionate human bond formed between two people based on mutual respect and freedom to choose.

Thanks for reading my blog, I do appreciate the time you have taken to read my blog.

Warmest Regards

Chloe XXX ]]> chloe84 http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1578 The tightrope of punting http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1631 Sun, 22 Jan 2012 09:39:34 GMT I was thinking about the thin line between hope and despair that we, the punter, tread in this... I was thinking about the thin line between hope and despair that we, the punter, tread in this past-time, so here’s a few examples to get you started.

The ecstasy of finding an escort whose picture is so like Mylene Klass it is uncanny;

The agony as 25 of our beloved forum posters tell you that the pictures are Mylene Klass

The ecstasy of hearing the telephone ring as you dial that chosen number – her phone is on!

The agony of listening to the ringing sound for three minutes, followed by “the mailbox is full, try again later”

Your favourite escort calls you out of the blue – “has she something special for me?”

“Sorry, I misdialled, I meant to call my friend Tina and she is just above you in my phone book” (think about it!)

“I see you are in Dublin 1, city centre. I am really close by and could be with you in 10 minutes”

“OK, you sound lovely, but Forth Rd off E Wall Rd might just be in D1, but is not Dublin City centre”

You’re there on time, and make that call “I am outside Centra”

“I look at Centra now and cannot see you darling!” Just how many damn Centras can one town possibly have?

The door opens and all you see is the warm smile that greets you

The door opens and all you see is the glint from the stopwatch as it clicks on

“That is a lovely and thoughtful gift, thank you”

“That’s, er.... nice” and you know your taste in jewellery/perfume/films/wine is worse than her acting

The relaxing warm shower to get you in the mood

Yelping with agony as your head hits the taps – just how do you juggle a hand held shower and get shower gel out of the container at the same time?

The towel falls from your waist to the floor and she smiles

The towel falls from your waist to the floor and she giggles hysterically

She takes you into her mouth and starts to build up a steady rhythnical momentum

Her head is a blur of movement, and the smoke starts to seep out of her mouth as the pain of the friction burns kick in - "oh, you're enthusaistic!"

She gently takes your balls between her lips

Your eyeballs shoot down your throat as she gives the hardest suck ever “My god, you’ve got great lungs for such a petite lady” you cough

She moans with delight as you head down to give her pleasure

Thirty five minutes in the same position licking and sucking and your neck suddenly locks into an unmoving fusion of bones, she urges “keep going, almost there”

You raise your head, she looks deep into your eyes and smiles

“You’re so clever to know I’d got to the end of the chapter! I’ll put my book down now!”

“We can do “A” if you like”

“Someone of your size is no problem, even for a little one like me”

This is going to be the best twenty minutes of my entire sex life

That was the best twenty seconds of my entire sex life

I am relaxed and happy and all I want to do is go to sleep

I am on the pavement and have to get on with my life

Spending fifteen minutes to write a well crafted review that you know she will appreciate for the care given to it and readers will value for the detail

Finding a Casanova007 comes straight after yours with his latest creation - a fully animated country and western tribute song

]]> trugent http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1631 The land of escorting giants http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1620 Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:12:25 GMT I should clarify from the start; this blog is not about tall escorts! Reflecting on escorts I... I should clarify from the start; this blog is not about tall escorts!

Reflecting on escorts I have had the pleasure of meeting over the years, there is one small corner of the globe that seems to produce a near unblemished record of top drawer ladies. Now don’t get me wrong. I have met terrific ladies from all over the globe – beautiful Brazilians, sensual Spaniards, insatiable Italians, pretty Poles, cheeky Czechs, exotic Estonians (I could go on, but I’ll stop there if you want..... point taken, moving on.) Yep a gorgeous escort can come from anywhere in the world.

My point is that one corner of the globe produces consistently lovely ladies. I hear a certain type of accent on the phone and the world looks rosy - a grin appears on my face, the little fella gives a small twitch of anticipation and I’m finalising arrangements. So where is this fountain of female wonder? - Yes folks, throw your cloth cap in the air and stick a barm cake in the oven... I give you – The North of England.

I am not going to narrow this down too much, but the two sides of the Pennines seem to be home to some fantastic ladies. But wait, I see a dubious flicker cross your face (this is my way of trying to put some life and action into this mundane blog, I haven’t incorporated some fancy computer virus that fires up your webcam and sends me your picture... I’m not that clever or, no offence, that fussed!) .

I hear you asking searching questions(not again, see above!) Is this home patch bias? – No, I couldn’t be from a more different part of globe. Is it that they speak the same language? Well, the words may all be part of the English language – it’s just they come out in a funny order and spoken in a peculiar way, so I still have to say “What was that?” with embarrassing frequency! Am I lining up a meet with a fine Northern lass and laying down some solid brown nosing ground work? – No, the next punt is not in planning yet. Has Lucy Chambers unleashed her crack force of ninja whippets and forced me to write? No, this is all my own words written under my own free will! (Can you let go of my balls now, please!)

Yes, there is something about the make up of a Northern lady (I mean personality, no mascara) that just clicks with me. There is the sense of humour – wicked, but not malicious; enjoying and sharing the absurd or ridiculous in any situation (and escorting can be an absurd business at times!) – that makes her easy to get on with. There is openness to enjoyment – revelling in her role as a giver of pleasure, but also very happy to take any pleasure you are able to bring her - that makes her an enthusiastic and participative physical partner. There is a down to earth practicality combined with a sense of adventure – never forgetting that this meeting is what it is, at the same time going with the flow wherever it takes us. There is a sense of pride alongside a sense of humility –happy to be really good without constantly talking about how good she is.

Compliment a Northern lady and be prepared, for she will test fairly and with good humour if that compliment is a genuine one. Pass this test and she will accept and embrace it with genuine and heartfelt pleasure, fail and she will dismiss you as a chancer! Talk with a Northern lady and she will engage you in rich conversation; talk at her and she will switch off or take the piss out of you with great style and little mercy. Make a request politely and with respect and know that it will be considered on merit – either gaining acceptance with a conspiratorial smile or receiving a straight, matter of fact refusal with no hard feelings.

You don’t get pretension, you don’t get mind games.... you get a person. You get rewarded for being the best that you can be, punished (not in a satisfying way) for being an arsehole. You get if you deserve it, and this is important, mind blowing sexual pleasure.

Northern England – where would the escorting world be without it.... a less wonderful place, that’s for sure. Ladies of the North, line up your whippets in a guard of honour and unleash your pigeons in a spectacular fly past as I salute you all!! Put on the kettle, I’m on my way round for a brew. ]]> trugent http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1620 Gorgeous http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1617 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:29:50 GMT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSfEudN1MzI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSfEudN1MzI ]]> Irishlauren http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1617 Miss January E-I 2012 http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1609 Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:08:46 GMT

Miss January E-I 2012
Welcome to the E-I Escort of the Month Blog. Every month I post the current top list of escorts in the running for Escort of the Month with its winner.

The current Miss December E-I 2011 is Kitty http://www.escort-ireland.com/11997/...t-reviews.html

Here are the results in the race for Miss January 2012 (which is points based on reviews):

We have a DRAW!

Winner Luana (5 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/17150/...t-reviews.html

Winner Sexy Kataleya (5 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/16002/...t-reviews.html

Ts Nicoli (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/491/ts...t-reviews.html

Elina (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/19054/...t-reviews.html

Denisa (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/22634/...t-reviews.html

Candy (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/22274/...t-reviews.html

Wanda Hot (4 points) http://www.escort-ireland.com/17312/...t-reviews.html

The current winner(s) of this months competition are not eligible for the February competition but will be for March.

Hall of Fame http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...hall-fame.html

Rules:

1. Points are scored by reviews.

A review only counts if the Reviewer is 6 months registered and has 10 reviews posted without any rats on his profile. The points per review are...
+1 point for a positive review,
-1 point for negative review,
0 points for neutral reviews,

To insure that there are no bias or controversial decisions E-I Moderators/Staff/Admin reviews as well as my own are not counted in the competition.

2. As we all know nobody is allowed post more than one review of the same escort. So once a Reviewer posts a review of an escort that’s the only point(s) that the Escort will ever receive from that profile. So if a reviewer posts new updated reviews of their favourite Escort it won't be counted.

3. N/A reviews obviously don't count as do Rat reviews. Also reviews marked positive but read negative and vice versa are considered miss-reviews and are not counted either, so please take care while marking reviews folks.

4. At the end of every month the top scoring girl is declared the winner. In the event of a tie then those girls scoring equal points will all win together.

5. No Escort can win consecutive months.

6. In the event of a scandal/Escort leaving the county or leaving escorting as an occupation during the competition, the Escort(s) with the highest next points will be declared the winner.

7. The winner will receive free advertising for a month. If there is more than one winner then the prize is shared. In the event that the winner(s) is not going to be working the following month they will instead receive credit/refunds.

8. Any and all speculation threads concerning the Escort of the Month outcome will be deleted and the thread creators can be disqualified from Escort of the Month at the discretion of myself.

]]> RicFlair http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1609 Moving beyond the trafficking debate – the ability to say “no more” http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1606 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:32:03 GMT I was recently a “spectator” to a debate among some people I know about trafficking. It got me... I was recently a “spectator” to a debate among some people I know about trafficking. It got me thinking about this issue, and what we could be talking about that changes the debate.
Don’t get me wrong. It is completely and sickeningly wrong that any lady is subjected to violence, threats to herself or her family or any sort of restriction of movement that forces her into prostitution. Every instance should be treated as a crime and everyone involved in escorting should do everything possible to stop it. This is one end of the spectrum. At the other end is the truly “independent” escort – a lady who controls exactly what she does in every way. In the middle is the difficult “grey area”, where the definition of trafficking gets murky.
The grey area is around “assistance” – where a lady is helped in some way to make her way to Ireland and become an escort. As we all experience in life, as soon as we are assisted in any formal or informal way, we are likely to feel a level of obligation... and obligation may drive us to do something we don’t necessarily want to do.
An obvious example of this is when a lady takes a loan to support her travelling and setting herself up as an escort. Where a person in a different country (say Romania) sets up a “business” loaning money to ladies at high rates of interest ( say 15%), knowing they will use the loans to be an escort– that sounds like trafficking. A lady funds her expenses to get to Ireland on a credit card – that does not sound like trafficking, but she will still be under huge pressure to repay the card at “extortionate” rates of interest (20%+!!), creating an obligation to earn money through escorting. Visa may not consider themselves as “traffickers”, but they would still pursue the repayment of the loan with every legal power at their disposal and write some pretty nasty letters in the process.
Another example – a business person organises a “tour”, booking flights and accommodation and advertising and accompanying the lady on the trip, taking a fee for doing this – feels a lot like trafficking or pimping. But if a person agrees to travel to Ireland with a friend on an escorting tour which that friend does all the organising for, there will still be a level of emotional obligation to follow through with the trip if the friend wants to see it out. This does not feel like trafficking, but the affect on the person may not be too far away.
So the debate is difficult.
For me a simpler focus is to ensure everyone in escorting has an ability to say “no more” at any time. The definition of the truly independent escort is “I can say no more, and make it so”. This may be difficult and will involve a big change in lifestyle, but it should be possible.
How do we support every escort in this?
For the punter, the golden rule applies.... If the escort says “no”, then “no” is the answer. Respect the escort means giving the time space and freedom to say “no” – setting whatever physical or emotional power you have to one side and listening to what the escort has to say. But the punter can only really act in the moment of meeting.
For EI, and escorts themselves... I am ignorant of what support is available, so cannot comment. I would only suggest that you look at the ways you support each other, both emotionally and economically, and ask yourselves “Are we really doing all we could possibly do”. EI is the most successful escorting site in Ireland partly because it creates the “community”, rather than just being a plain “advertising” vehicle – it needs to fully embrace a support role that this entails. It may do this, in which case, bravo! It may want to, but feel constrained by legalities... then get imaginative!!
For those who campaign against escorting on the basis of the welfare, set up the independent support mechanisms required to give practical economic and emotional help. Accept that it is everyone’s right to try escorting if they choose to, and everyone’s right to say no more at any time – be that 1 day, 10 days, 100 days or 1000 days. Set the moral debate to one side and truly support welfare.
I write this to stimulate thinking and reaction, so if you have taking the time to read it and want to respond, please do. I write this because the debate I listened to the other day was so ill-informed and tangled up in people’s sense of morality, it got nowhere.... my hope is this gets us somewhere.

Next time I will try to write something a bit lighter, and maybe even amusing... but no promises!! ]]> trugent http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1606 Winter Wonderland http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1602 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 00:06:03 GMT I imagine lots of people have stories of occasional problems getting to an appointment with a... I imagine lots of people have stories of occasional problems getting to an appointment with a lovely escort. About a year ago, in the midst of all the heavy snow, I had one such adventure.

I had been really looking forward to seeing Layla for the second time, having had the pleasure a few months previously. Unfortunately, Layla took ill during her tour at the end of November 2010 and had to go home early, cancelling pre-booked appointments including mine.

I made sure to get in early for another appointment on her return to Dublin on the Tuesday before Christmas. Of course, the heavy snow during the period meant that Layla’s trip was in doubt, and I began to wonder were the Gods conspiring against me. Thankfully, the snow did clear and everyone started to get back to normal and Layla’s told me her tour was going ahead as planned.

I was going to a function on the Monday evening, something I had been looking forward to for some time, when the snow returned with a vengeance. I managed to get to the event without too much difficulty, but the journey home was mental, with my car skating all over the road.

More snow followed during the night, so when I went head off to work, I had to dig a path out of my driveway, which took about 20 minutes. I decided to throw the shovel into the boot of my car, as I expected that it might come in useful later in the day.

Having called Layla a couple of hours before our scheduled appointment to check that she was still free to meet, I then set about digging my car out of another deep pile of snow outside my workplace on the outskirts of Dublin, and manoeuvred my way along the roads with all the idiots that cannot drive in adverse weather conditions.

Not being too familiar with some of the one way streets in Dublin, and wanting to be able to get out of the city without getting lost, I parked along the Liffey near the Ormonde Hotel, and trudged through the streets that were still surprising busy with Christmas shoppers despite the snow, ice and slush.

By the time I got to Layla’s apartment I was frozen solid, but the sight of this stunning lady in a very sexy festive outfit had me hot around the collar, and a lot of other places, very quickly. I stayed long enough to completely thaw out and enjoy another memorable encounter with a dear friend, and I floated back to my car on cloud nine.

Unfortunately, I had another tough job digging my car out of the ever accumulating snow for the third time, ended up getting the flu, and spent Christmas sweating it out of me on the sofa. But the memory of Layla, dressed very sexily as Mrs Claus, made it all worthwhile. It’s Wonderful Life. ]]> Forrest http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1602 Google and its anti sex work stance - IUSW Article http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1601 Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:49:37 GMT ... A good article about Google and its anti sex work stance. *Article Here... ...
A good article about Google and its anti sex work stance.

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... ]]> Gary http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1601 There is a patron saint for escorts, and she likes me! http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1589 Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:08:23 GMT Behold the perfection that sits before you. No, not me silly, the muffins! Yes muffins! Carrot and... Behold the perfection that sits before you. No, not me silly, the muffins! Yes muffins! Carrot and raisin muffins with a butter cream frosting on top. Also, note the empty wrapper beside the other five. That one was a causality of war.

You see I have a wonderful client/friend who in addition to being the absolutely perfect gentleman, he drove from far away to see me, is a past master at cunnilingus, he also bakes the most delightful cookies, cakes, and muffins. Yes, he bakes. He is absolutely perfect and single, but not the marrying kind.

Now I am convinced he has a small harem about the place, because I am seeing too many happy and contented escorts and if I must say, ever expanding backsides-mine included- as evidence of him having delivered yet another delightful visit to some lucky lady.

Gents you can take lessons on how to treat a lady, escort or otherwise from this gentleman. And ladies, he is a gem to be treasured, so if you know of whom I speak, don’t be jealous, be secure in the knowledge my ass will be widening as a result of his wonderful visit. And if you are a good girl, maybe the patron saint of escorts will send him to a you soon for a visit .

Back to the muffins.

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]]> Violette http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1589 <![CDATA[New Year's Resolutions.]]> http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1572 Sat, 31 Dec 2011 08:48:34 GMT I make them every year, and by the end of January, all good will goes out the window, not to... I make them every year, and by the end of January, all good will goes out the window, not to mention my world-famous patience. Why do we feel the need to put extra pressure on ourselves? Especially at a time during the year when the last thing you wish to do is change a light bulb much less undertake a new course, or a new training regimen.

I think it all has to do with that pesky number 1! In our culture we love this number, the first, the numero uno, the one the only. Your first love, first kiss, first time, first-born. Some how there is this mystical magical attribute that being no.1 seems to have in our collective subconscious. Personally I think the whole being number one is slight over rated.

My first love, oh please I was 7, my first kiss was sloppy, my first time was not that memorable, my first and only born sealed the deal for no further siblings. Firsts are just that, the initial beginning of something to be used as a launching point to build on experiences. Not to be the end all be all of a life experience.

So, tomorrow is the first of January 2012, it is a day to mark the beginning of a new year, a stepping point to great experiences. A launching pad to new things, so don't let the pressure of it being the first day of the year weigh you down with burdensome promises you don't intend to keep, projects you will not finish, nor activities you will only loathe after half halfheartedly starting.

Let tomorrow be a day of reflection on you past accomplishments and future desires. Or you could just recover from the previous nights hangover. Whichever way you decide to spend the day, remember you have the extra boon of having 365 days more (leap year) to contemplate taking that class, starting that project, or simply just doing nothing.

Happy New Year! ]]> Violette http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1572 The Penny has Dropped. http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1564 Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:32:28 GMT I have to say I have been less than sanguine the last few months, the weather certainly hasn’t... I have to say I have been less than sanguine the last few months, the weather certainly hasn’t helped. The recurring annoyances of my work haven’t helped, nor has the fact that the holidays are upon us. I absolutely hate them! The idea of having to appear all happy-happy-joy-joy with people with whom I share genetic similarities, fills me with dread. I absolutely love my family, I just don’t like my family or any ones family during Christmas. Plus, all I want to do is sleep. It is dark when I wake up, and dark by lunch, I want to sleep, drink, eat sweet treats and hibernate.

I was even in the sun for 3 weeks and yes there was a slight improvement, but it just didn’t return me to my normal jovial self, I wasn’t getting my mojo back. What was it? I couldn't place my finger on it something was amiss, and I didn’t realize it until this evening.

The thing that was missing, and of course I was completely unaware of this missing factor contributing to my overall less than rosy attitude, until a moment of epiphany when I was warming up Mr. Pinky for action. I needed to do DOM!

In the last few months I haven’t been seeing as many Dom clients, for one reason or another. So progressively I haven’t had the usual outlet for the venting of my frustrations. Those several times a week Dom sessions that would just set things all right with the world, recalibrate me, give my cheeks ( and those of some poor sub) a rosy glow, were the thing that kept me my adorable loving self. I didn’t realize it, but I was missing the sweet, white, quivering flank of some willing slave for me to lacerate. Or a lovely virgin bum to roger senseless with Mr. Pinky(my neon pink 8″ dildo). Or some gentleman wanting an execution fantasy, where I decide to go all Dexter on his ass and cling filmed him to the bed and scared the shit out of him for the better part of an hour with various props, I purchased from the local costume store. Or having someone to tie up and shove in the corner and kick, or to make clean the toilet with their toothbrush, or eat cold baked beans, or the best one yet, make them have sex with an oven ready chicken, after smearing them in strawberry trifle and peeing on them. Oh what fond memories. Ah, I have indeed missed Dom.

Well, the penny dropped today after my third Dom session in a row, and I started to once again get that lovely feeling of euphoria after a good Dom session. When after exerting myself, little beads of perspiration would appear on my skin, I would have my subject right where I want him, I would have total control of the situation, and at the moment of my choosing I would end the session and send him happily on his way. This would be followed by a feeling of total contentment. Yup I have indeed missed Dom. The joys of inflicting pain on someone and being paid for it. What could be better? It is a hell of a lot better than therapy. :) ]]> Violette http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1564 Fustration of dogmatic Accent orientation!! http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1558 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:48:15 GMT yes, that is right!. We all like to hear what we are use to or what we expect to hear when one... yes, that is right!. We all like to hear what we are use to or what we expect to hear when one opens their mouth to speak. The question is, are we to be blame for our dogmatism? or we will rather blame the opposite side who is/has been lucky and unfortunate at the same time to have a pragmatic spoken orientation or otherwise ? hmmmmm!

Today, I think that accents are the most evident indicators of past experiences (such as past intellect), feelings and different perspectives and so it should be!..... But also, I think they are potential tools of alienation (+ve and -ve). It is not the accent that gives us identity?!; an individual's identity goes behind his or her speaking patterns. Being Italian means sharing a millenary culture, secular traditions and maybe, a well-known stubborn personality! Losing the accent would just avoid the common scenario!!!!!!!!!!!!. One is talking or reading, and soon an intrusive voice asks what his or her origins are simply because you are amazed at the clarity and quality of the sound? which may be different from what you are used to? ddddddeeee!. The content loses its importance and emphasis, and the accent becomes the focus of attention.....like Charlie Sheen "winning!"

Just to emphasize the above with a relatively non-exact example: The other day, I was at the post office waiting in line. A Chinese lady was in front of me. When the postal clerk finally came and the lady explained her situation with a strong Chinese accent, she was sent, non-helped, to another window. The officer smiled at me in search of complacency. He did not have time to interpret the lady's English, perhaps thinking she should have learned how to speak "his" type of English....ddd!!. I took it as a personal offense. I wonder if he even realized that he himself had an accent (a one that will not cross any border) and to some intellects: may not even be talking proper english. I guess not. hmmmmmm!!!!

The world is fast becoming or rather, is now a global village. As a result of this contraction, the approximate way forward is RELATIVISM!!! I guess...... ]]> Bunny De La Cruiz http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/entry.php?b=1558