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Journey from High Class Escort to Courtesan...

In 2012 my aim is to make the transition from a high class Escort to a modern day Courtesan. When I started escorting full time almost 2 years ago, I knew that I would have to spend time learning and understanding exactly where I wanted to be in 2 years time. In my view, whatever your chose career, you need to set yourself short and longer term goals and objectives.

I knew from the offset that my goal was to maximise my potential, ...

Behold the perfection that sits before you. No, not me silly, the muffins! Yes muffins! Carrot and raisin muffins with a butter cream frosting on top. Also, note the empty wrapper beside the other five. That one was a causality of war.

You see I have a wonderful client/friend who in addition to being the absolutely perfect gentleman, he drove from far away to see me, is a past master at cunnilingus, he also bakes the most delightful cookies, cakes, and muffins. Yes, he bakes. He is ...

I make them every year, and by the end of January, all good will goes out the window, not to mention my world-famous patience. Why do we feel the need to put extra pressure on ourselves? Especially at a time during the year when the last thing you wish to do is change a light bulb much less undertake a new course, or a new training regimen.

I think it all has to do with that pesky number 1! In our culture we love this number, the first, the numero uno, the one the only. Your first ...

I have to say I have been less than sanguine the last few months, the weather certainly hasn’t helped. The recurring annoyances of my work haven’t helped, nor has the fact that the holidays are upon us. I absolutely hate them! The idea of having to appear all happy-happy-joy-joy with people with whom I share genetic similarities, fills me with dread. I absolutely love my family, I just don’t like my family or any ones family during Christmas. Plus, all I want to do is sleep. It is dark when I wake ...

This post is strictly for the gentlemen out there who are guilty of this particular faux pas: Not reading my profile. It is the pet peeve of every WG I know, and even some WB. We are always complaining that clients don’t read our profiles, where we list what we do, where we are, how late we work, and what the rates are. Still the phone will ring and some idiot at the other end will ask, “Aww do you just do blow-jobs?” At this point I want to bang my head against the wall, and then follow it up with ...