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The Irish Secret Service does indeed exist but is a very small organisation run on an extremely tight budget.

The employees take on the persona of unemployed drunks and meet in casinos/ betting shops/ public houses etc on a daily basis to exchange highly secret and vital matters of state. This cunning leads others to believe that they are nothing but raving lunatics and therefore have a tendancy to drop their guard in their prescence and spill vital information.

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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.

The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal."

Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, "If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."

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