A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from the nearest town, doing the kind of things boys and girls do when in a car on a back road some distance from the nearest town.
Just as things were really hotting up, the girl stopped the young man.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier" she said.
"The thing is I'm actually a hooker and I will have to charge you £20 if you want sex."
Too hot to stop the young man reluctantly paid
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