OK THIS IS WHACK. THIS JOBLESS GUY IN CHARLOTTE NC GOT ILL,WENT TO HOSPITAL AND DISCOVERED THAT THE COST OF CURE WAS TOO HIGH. SO HE WALKED INTO A BANK AND TENDERED A NOTE TO THE TELLER. IT SAID "THIS IS A BANK ROBBERY.PLEASE GIVE ME $1.00". THE TELLER GAVE HIM $1.00 AND ALERTED THE COPS.HE SAT AND WAITED FOR THEM. THEY CAME AND TOOK HIM TO JAIL AND NOW HE'S BEING TREATED THERE FOR FREE. THERE'S SOMETHING FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG WITH A SOCIETY THAT ...
A woman writes to her Office IT Technical support: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the Flower And Jewelry Applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs ...
Yeah, I am free, How come I am free just to be the Last? 'Cause I want the dream, And I know you want it too.The White picket fence, the dog, Wife, Kids and the Minivan too. But I can't seem to get it. It seems way beyond my reach. And as Bad as I want it, There are some walls I can't breach. I can't blame no one, I can only blame my self , But it seems there are Bulwarks, In my quest for wealth, I'll start with my neighborhood, because you are were you're from, It will be a victim ...
Love Me Tender Love ME Sweet Wrap Your Lips Around My Meat Watch Me Smile Watch Me Grin Watch Me Drip Cum Down Your Chin! LOL What do a girl's arsehole and a 9 Volt battery have in common? You know it is wrong but eventually you'll put your tongue in it! Tiff x
[SIZE="3"]A fun questions Blog for a change. :) Q1. When you see geese flying in a V formation, why is it that one leg of the V is always longer than the others? Q2. Why are there so many Smiths in the telephone directory? Q3. What is E.T. short for? [/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]Q4. Where do you find a no-legged dog? Q5. Approximately how many house bricks does it take to complete ...
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