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I was with a very lovely escort on monday.We got into a very interesting chat about punters . She told me a few storys which i could not believe my ears how rude and disrespectful some of you lads are. I know its only a small percent but cop on. When i meet a escort i treat her like i woukd my first date i am charming funny and respectful but goes a very long way . Thanks

Could we please have two seperate catagories for these escorts. Because we dont have genuine photos we could be missing out on some crackers. Great to see so many now charging 80 to 100 in these recessionary times. Altough many of the younger escorts (not all) advertise owo & cim included when you visit the terms seem to change. Either more money or "I dont do that".

The Best Sexual Position for Spontaneous Sexual Encounters:

The very best is called the standing spoons. Assuming the encounter begins by kissing, once the couple have passed the moment of decision (to or not to), then the man must turn the woman around so she has to back to the man.

The clothes on the upper part of the body are not required to be removed (regardless of how it is done in films), and concentrate on getting the lower clothes to the knees at least or better ...

updated 1 June
(please see comments for the latest additions)

Bruce Almighty (Jim Carrey)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8CV2msaskg

The Holiday (Cameron Diaz)
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=l2hPpn4_Kcw&feature=related

Twilight (Vampire Horror)
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=pkJcAxXRzt8&feature=related

Just Like Heavan (Reese Witherspoon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=_MVIxEFt8lg&feature=related ...

My name is Antonio "Tony" Montana.

I am a political prisoner from Cuba. I specialise in the disposal business. I bury cock-a-roaches for a living.

I always knew one day I'm coming here, Dublin.

I have a beauty scar on my face from eating pussy.

And yes, I am a homosexual.

I like men and I also dress up like a woman.

I eat octopus three times a day. I got fucking octopus coming out of my ears, meng.
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