Irish Escort Reviews: Review 009921

Escort(s): Cat

Reviewer:
Victor Mature
Join Date: 03/01/08
Message Board Usergroup: Registered User
Message Board Posts: 54
Reviews: 43

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Tipperary
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 1pm / 30/01/09
Duration: 30 Minutes
Cost: €100
Review: Met Caterine in a city centre hotel in late January – a few possibilities had fallen through on a day when I was feeling particularly horny and in need of a good fuck. While she didn’t have much in the way of photos she was offering all services I enjoy for a good price, and seemed nice on the phone.

Was greeted by a brunette lady in her late 30s (at least), who I considered to be average looking at best. She is slim with a small bust, and “mature” would be a fair assessment. She was very matter-of-fact and practical with me, not a trace of humour or romance involved. Once I was undressed I wanted some intimacy but she just wanted to go ahead with the business at hand – she advertises Fr*nch Ki*sing but this was a joke, a brush of the lips at best. I had asked her in advance if she did this and she had said “yes”. Why advertise a service that is not available?

In fairness Caterine does a good blow job (uncovered) and this was enjoyable, but it was obvious she was going through the motions, and it was almost a relief when we had completed our sexual transaction snd it was over. As I was getting dressed she started to talk about the economy and it was like turning on a tap – she just didn’t stop! She really got into lecture mode and in the end I couldn’t wait to get away.

I was left wondering what all the fuss was about? This encounter was average at best and didn’t tick many of my boxes at all. One clue is that many of Caterine’s reviews are from outside Dublin where I assume the choice is more limited. I’ve been lucky enough to meet some fantastic escorts and maybe my expectations are too high, but Caterine was too practical and businesslike for my liking. Maybe she appeals to the submissive guys.
Favourites Enjoyed: Oral, Sex
Accuracy of Photos: Fairly Unhappy
Incall Location: Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Physical Appearance: Neither Attractive nor Unattractive
Service Provided: Fairly Unhappy
Value for Money: Fairly Unhappy
Overall Satisfaction Fairly Unhappy
Would You Recommend? No
Would You See Again?: No

This review was submitted or last updated on 17/03/09.

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