Irish Escort Reviews: Review 000819

Escort(s): Kelly

Author:
zobaanzoo
Join Date: 23/07/06
Message Board Usergroup: Registered User
Message Board Posts: 52
Reviews: 63

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Limerick
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 9pm / 27/12/06
Duration: 30 Minutes
Cost: €150
Review: Should have heeded Hman's review, but going without sex for nearly a whole week had become too much.

Same skip from where Karina, Penelope, Patricia et all work. A word of caution to fellow punters, their toilet still has no seat (this I had noticed even when I had fucked Ana Christina in the same house many months ago) . Must be bad for hygiene, ain't it ?

And if you are taking a shower in their bath, you better be careful as you can be seen clearly by other punters who are likely to be parked at the back of this house.......(I saw the one who went before me scrubbing away, some tall slim fella, hahaha).

The heating in the room was high enough to bake a cake. Kelly tries to be over-friendly and over chatty. She can look better if she starts wearing glasses (I suspect she actually does wear glasses, though she wasn't wearing any when I visited). The way she keeps rapidly blinking her eyes and those dark circles around them suggests that she should see an ophthalmologist ASAP .

When she smiles, her gums show........teeth are very small (albeit clean). I hate gummy smiles.

Also, her lip had a cold-sore on the right corner(with had almost healed) but this made intimate kissing out of question. Also, she dabbed dollops of lubricant even before I undressed, which mase her pussy look las if someone had cummed on it. So that ruled out cunnilingus. Got covered BJ.

Tits were saggy and tiny.........frankly, I felt NO INTIMACY with Kelly whatsoever, just a mechanical fuck changing few different positions, till I came in the good old missionary........

Only thing is, she IS a very friendly person.......but who cares ?

End of story !!!
Favourites Enjoyed: Sex
Accuracy of Photos: Fairly Dissatisfied
Incall Location: Fairly Dissatisfied
Physical Appearance: Fairly Unattractive
Service Provided: Neither Satisfied or Dissatisfied
Value for Money: Neither Satisfied or Dissatisfied
Overall Satisfaction Neither Satisfied or Dissatisfied
Would You Recommend? Maybe
Would You See Again?: No

This review was submitted or last updated on 27/12/06.

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