Irish Escort Reviews: Review 000399

Escort(s): Anita

Author:
zobaanzoo
Join Date: 23/07/06
Message Board Usergroup: Registered User
Message Board Posts: 52
Reviews: 63

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Limerick
Time / Date: 1am / 25/08/06
Review: Hello girls, please, please, please !!! for god sake, lets get real about this '24 hour availability' codswallop !

No human being can work 24 hours....... not even sex workers ( actually, maybe doctors can !! )

Everyone needs to sleep ( in the literal sense !)

I called this lady past midnight. She picked up the phone on third attempt. From the outset, it became clear that I had interrupted her in her deepest slumber.

Persuasion wasn't likely to work, she was literally croaking in a sleepy voice.

First I got furious and asked her why the hell did she advertise for 24 hours. Then she asked me for how long do I want to see her. With a glimmer of hope I said "30 minutes". I asked where she lives and she said somewhere on Dublin road. Just when I was beginning to reach for my car keys, she suddenly announced sleepily again,"Sorry baby, no possibal now, I tired today, too much busy, now finis work. You cumma tomarro baby.

Suddenly, my humane side got better of my lusty anger and I thought, "heck, she would be no good to ride if she is that tired......... what the hell, little John Thomas will have to do yet again with my own clasp and a vigorous shake.

Jokes aside, I would request the site owner to encourage more honesty about the advertised timing of availability, particularly for the sake of late-nighters like me !
24 hour has never worked for me. In fact, after midnight, there is a virtual 'pussy-curfew' in Ireland. That, my friends, IS the sad reality.

This review was submitted or last updated on 25/08/06.

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