Irish Escort Reviews: Review 000302

Escort(s): Lisa

Author:
zobaanzoo
Join Date: 23/07/06
Message Board Usergroup: Registered User
Message Board Posts: 52
Reviews: 63

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Limerick
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 11pm / 04/01/06
Duration: Less than 30 Minutes
Cost: €150
Review: An Asian friend of mine ( a big punter in his own rights) once told me that Lisa looks like Ila Arun, an Indian folk singer.

I googled for images of Ila Arun and boy ! Was I tempted ?

.... So I lost no time in making my booking with Lisa.

She even sounded like a folk singer with a semi-husky voice and kept calling me 'Baby' when giving directions. Naturally, expectations were heightened.

That might be the cause of an anticlimax which I experienced on actually meeting Lisa........I mean, she was kinda okayish...... no great shakes......

She claims to be 24, but I bet she is close to 30........the dark circles around her eyes..... I mean, thats the first thing you notice.

She was dressed in a torqouise sphaghetti top and white leotards which suited her, despite her short height.

Apartment was reasonably good, bedroom had some romantic candlelight and music ( have to grant that these Brazillian lasses DO try to add a lot of value to the experience by way of ambience and all.......)

Her hair was smelling freshly washed and she was smelling heavily of a spicy floral deodorant.

But when I tried to eat her pussy, it smelled of condom ( sign that she had been just on another appointment).

That just put me off, and thereafter, I had to focus and concerntrate and gyrate a lot before I could finally climax, but it made the experience feel like 'screwing a sex-doll', despite her 'oomphs' and 'ouches'.......

I an not saying I wont go back to her, but it wont be soon !

Note added by Patricia 18/08/06:

Please note that Lisa has contacted us to say she does not believe this review of her is genuine.

Note from Zoobaanzoo:

I am surprised about the footnote added by Patricia to my previous review about Lisa. I could be wrong about the accuracy of the date, but definitely NOT about description of this lady. In fact, she shares apartment with one my favourite escorts Beatrice when in Limerick.........now, if thats is not her, then I concede I could be wrong.

To carry the point further, she is short, keeps some porno DVDs in her room ( atleast had some on my visit ), nice enough boobs and NOT bad overall.........my previous review about her is NOT too bad either ------wonder why she disagrees ?
Favourites Enjoyed: Oral, Sex
Accuracy of Photos: Fairly Dissatisfied
Incall Location: Fairly Satisfied
Physical Appearance: Neither Attractive or Unattractive
Service Provided: Fairly Satisfied
Value for Money: Neither Satisfied or Dissatisfied
Overall Satisfaction Neither Satisfied or Dissatisfied
Would You Recommend? Yes
Would You See Again?: Maybe

This review was submitted or last updated on 26/07/06.

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