Irish Escort Reviews: Review 023905

Escort(s): VanessaVanny

Reviewer:
OpeningSalvo
Join Date: 13/04/10
Message Board Usergroup: Registered User
Message Board Posts: 3
Reviews: 1

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Dublin
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 9pm / 15/05/10
Duration: 30 Minutes
Cost: €100
Review: I had tried meeting with Vanessa before but upon speaking with her over the phone she told me she was all booked up for the evening. I wasn't surprised as she looks beautiful in her pictures. So a week later I tried calling her again, but got no answer, figured she might be with a client. Tried calling again twice more but still no response. I could've just left it and gone elsewhere but I thought she looked really attractive in her photos and she's had a fair few good reviews, so I was determined to have her. I figured that if she was in the middle of a booking it might be best to try calling her on the hour, so I called her again at exactly 8.00pm and my perseverence was rewarded. Vanessa sounded very pleasant on the phone, kind of chirpy, which is always a nice thing, puts a punter at ease. So I arranged to meet her at 9.30.

The location she gave me, although in*location removed for security reasons*, was a bit off the beaten track, at least as far as bus routes are concerned, as I had to take one seeing as my car is in the shop. I suppose it all depends on which direction you're coming from but I was trying to get to her from *** and all the bus routes from there head directly in to town, to ****. So I had to get two, and also do a fair bit of walking to reach a VERY NEW area of *location removed* in the ***which i'd never laid eyes on before, as i'm not originally from *loc removed* I could've gotten a taxi, but from previous punting experiences i've come to learn that it can be quite difficult indeed trying to find an address in a part of the city you're not familiar with, and seeing as I didn't have my car on the day I felt i'd probably end up running up a sizeable fare in the process.

When I got to Vanessa's neck of the woods I gave her a call, and she was very nice on the phone, she directed me toward what turned out to be a truly massive apartment complex. Upon seeing it, and once again, from previous punting experiences, I just knew that this was going to be complicated, and sure enough it was.

What followed was some confusion on which of *massive part describing locations in detailed ,removed*
So in summary, the location was absolutely dreadful, couldn't have been worse, there is such a thing as too discreet.

Not to worry, in the end I finally made it to Vanessa's apartment which was on *text removed*was greeted at the door by Vanessa, who was wearing a red bra and black hot pants. Yep it was the girl in the pics alright, smokin hot body although she'd lost a little weight since they'd been taken, especially around the face, and too my surprise, was very well tanned, not almost porcelain white pale like in her photos, also her bust was considerably smaller than in her pics but still great looking, maybe she'd gone down a size since they'd been taken or perhaps the photos simply made them look bigger than they actually were, I dunno.

It's pretty much understood by all that when greeted by an escort at the door you don't make a lot of noise on your way in, so as not to disturb the neighbours, especially in an apartment complex. So I was quiet upon greeting her, and recieved a friendly greeting in return, but once inside and after she'd closed the door, I was presented with a pretty impressive view of the city through a large window in the hallway. In an effort to make some small talk I commented on it, and upon doing so was immediately gestured rather irritably by Vanessa to the stairs, I caught a glance of her giving me a pretty dirty look when I reached the top. Upon reading a fair number of reviews by punters who claimed she was cold and mechanical, just straight down to business, and then out the door with ya, I interpreted her reaction as being in line with descriptions given of her, and thought to myself, oh no, this ain't going to be a good punt, however after we had finished I had a very nice chat with her, and she seemed very easy to talk to so don't know what happened there.

I was asked by Vanessa if I was familiar with her services. Although I was I said no, as I wasn't bothered listing them off and just wanted straight up sex anyway. So she told me that she didn't do OWO, CIM, anal, and a raft of other things listed in her profile, things i've noticed that other punters have recieved from her.

When it comes to her performance the other reviews are all very accurate it has to be said. Oral was great, and she really puts the effort in when it comes to the sex, also gives you those pornstar eyes too, and seems to enjoy what she does, but if I have one complaint to make it's that she only let's you cum once, i'm sorry but in my opinion if you pay for the time you should get the time, as I was paying her for the amount of time I was spending with her, not the amount of times I came, also no foreplay and no GFE.

All in all a halfway decent punt, Vanessa herself is a beautiful girl and I found her quite friendly and easy to talk to but unfortunately she's in a terrible location in my opinion and although the sex is good and she enjoys her job, you are nonetheless left feeling by her that you are just her job. So for those looking for a straight up service i'd recommend her, IF you can find her lol, but for anyone looking for the aul GFE i'd suggest looking elsewhere.
***first review since registering***
thehighwayman
Favourites Enjoyed: Oral, Sex
Accuracy of Photos: Very Happy View Thumbnail
Incall Location: Very Unhappy
Physical Appearance: Very Attractive
Service Provided: Fairly Happy
Value for Money: Fairly Unhappy
Overall Satisfaction Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Would You Recommend? Maybe
Would You See Again?: Maybe

This review was submitted or last updated on 16/05/10.

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