Irish Escort Reviews: Review 002033

Escort(s): Rihanna

Reviewer:
zobaanzoo
Join Date: 23/07/06
Message Board Usergroup: Established Member
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Reviews: 74

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Limerick
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 8pm / 20/08/07
Duration: 30 Minutes
Cost: €150
Review: A mixed bag really..........pretty face, lovely hair and figure, tattoo across the lower back like a garnish on her temptingly soft bottom........

the tits were too pumped up with silicone, albeit a very neat surgical job (I must admit) as there was no sign of a scar, it was well camouflaged as the circumference of the ring of the nipple)

As soon as we got the formalities out of the way, she informed me that she has no sex toys, nor does she do 'French kissing'......and she was surely in pain even if her tits were handled gently.......the surgery took place only 3 months ago, she informed.

I became clearly disinterested at this stage and was focussing to observe her facial expressions as she tried to put up a very contrived lap dance. Eventually, out came the condom and a covered blow-job, which she tried to perform well.......next, she on top and a few jumps up and down, holding her tits (so as to avoid shaking them too hard).

I lost patience at this stage, threw her into the missionary, but there was more agony to follow.......throughout the session, she held on to the base of my penis (to avoid the condom from slipping-off). No amount of effort could get her hands off, and at this stage, I shot-off my spunk.

It pains to have to pay a standard 150 for such amateurish escorts when you can have far better like Beatrice for the same price.......she was even reluctant to wipe off the willy with a wet wipe afterwards, which I had to do myself.

I just had to get my money's worth, so I spent the rest of my time trying to ask her silly questions like "why no French kiss" to be given equally silly answers (kissing is too personal........as if putting a penis in the vagina IS NOT :O)

Such an ordinary performance from such an extraordinarily beautiful looking girl.......worth no more than one visit.The one visit would be solely for her good looks.
Favourites Enjoyed: Oral, Sex
Accuracy of Photos: Very Happy
Incall Location: Fairly Happy
Physical Appearance: Very Attractive
Service Provided: Very Unhappy
Value for Money: Fairly Unhappy
Overall Satisfaction Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Would You Recommend? Maybe
Would You See Again?: No

This review was submitted or last updated on 21/08/07.

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