Irish Escort Reviews: Review 018737

Escort(s): Joanne

Reviewer:
JAMESCORK
Join Date: 30/04/08
Message Board Usergroup: Established Member
Message Board Posts: 8700
Reviews: 63

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Cork
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 6pm / 20/12/09
Duration: 30 Minutes
Cost: €150
Review: Photos possibly taken in her teens. Pleasant girl, full of excitable chat. Bit chubbier than portrayed. Nice location. Not sexy or sensual enough for my liking. Accommodating and with good *** but let down by physical appearance. At 150 a pop, not at the races. Left before completion. Sorry Joanne you just don’t do it for me.
Comment by Escort princesa on 31/01/10: Thank u James for your review.I think u should look yourself in the mirror first,before giving any opinions about me.A man like u
should be thankfull to still have the possibility of been with a beautiful young lady like me.What i have noticed on u is the arrogance of man in your middle fifties,fairly unattractive who thinks his money can make up to it.For a man like u 150 euros is really a bargain.Everyone has the right to express their opinions,also everyone has different tastes im not of yours but im of many others as anyone can see on my profile.You are also a very strange man to say the least,u arrived in the place i was staying in and the first thing u asked me was if i was there alone and if i was affraid then said it could be very dangers for me,i replied u saying that i was not affraid and also that i have many friends .You left before completion obviously not because my lack of attraction,it is more probably to be your age,or it could be also as i realised what turns u on is to make the girl feel scared.Joanne.
Comment by Reviewer JAMESCORK on 06/02/10: Joanne. So you think I am a man in my FIFTIES – lol, my God do I look that old, maybe I SHOULD look in the mirror. At least I go to the gym three times a week to stay toned which is more than can be said for you. As I remember it you complimented my physique. But it is not my looks or physique that is the issue here it is yours. You are the one advertising yourself using photos in my opinion need updating. And yes I have been lucky in meeting some lovely young girls, some younger than you and some older. But I think my review reflects that I was not lucky in your case, even more unlucky to have had to pay 150 euro. As far as being a strange man, I merely related a story of an escort I know, staying a couple of doors away from you the month before, on her own, that had a bad experience with a punter and swore never to stay alone again. Sorry if this story frightened you. So do I get off on scaring girls and then have sex with them – Eh no Joanne, I don’t..
Comment by Escort princesa on 08/02/10: Dear James.Regards whether you go to gym or not i dont know but its clearly that if u do it you are not efforting yourself much around there.Therefore i never would had complemented your physique.Its clearly that ur luck is conditional here as u are the one paying for a good time otherwise u know you would have to do it yourself,i just cant picture yourself in a bar or nightclub getting attention from all the young beautiful ladies just because ur "attractive"physique therefore dont be deluded that u are so lucky.Regards to my advert and pictures ,its exactly how i look like in real life in the opinion of must maybe not yours but i can insure anyone that they wont be disappointed with my looks when they see me.Thanks.Joanne.
Accuracy of Photos: Fairly Unhappy
Incall Location: Very Happy
Physical Appearance: Fairly Attractive
Service Provided: Fairly Happy
Value for Money: Fairly Unhappy
Overall Satisfaction Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Would You Recommend? Maybe
Would You See Again?: No

This review was submitted or last updated on 20/12/09.

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