Irish Escort Reviews: Review 015974

Escort(s): Savanna

Reviewer:
Harry P
Join Date: 18/09/08
Message Board Usergroup: Registered User
Message Board Posts: 15
Reviews: 88

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Laois
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 12pm / 05/10/09
Duration: 1 Hour
Cost: €250
Review: Totally disappointed with this encounter. I had expected so much.

Yeah she's in her forties and looks like dolly parton (photos very accurate) but lots of sagging around the belly and the hair is so fake looking. Its not just that.... her constant attempt at trying to be funny didnt work and was not necessary.... Example... she said at beginning she had a dinner on and in the midst of it she says to me 'come on you, me spuds will be all mashy!!' kinda funny if said when i wasnt banging her.

She wouldnt do anal because of my 'size', fair enough but she wouldnt even go on top because of my 'size'. I've had tiny girls straddle me without complaint..... she kept refferring to it being early in the day & there's 'pennies' to be made.... i.e. she might not be able to see others if she sat on my cock!! rubbish.... i'm not that big.

I dunno what to think, i saw other reviews complaining about all the one-liners tryin to be funny and when reading i thought 'give her a chance' but now i realise how annoying it can be.

In some ways she really knows what to do,
I did come twice and the first time very quickly but to me she's a money making machine that gives very good head- thats what i got from my time with her....



****NOTE FROM SAVANNA *****

Oh I remember you, you were number 3 that has no respect for women trying to ram me like a piece of meat. You have no idea how to treat a lady. You are very boring in bed. The other girls must of had a hole like the Titanic. I might have gave birth but I assure you I am very tight. And there is me thinking that you liked me. About the spuds turning to mash I just caught them in time and I had a very enjoyable dinner considering you were not much of an appetiser. Your eyes also did not look the best I suggest you go on a detox. If your passing by sometime please pop in, I can help you with he detox and give you some health advice. You never know if you stay long enough you might be able to have dinner with me. Here is some advice for the next time you visit a lady - Take a mint with you or atleast use the mouthwash provided.

You rude little fat man x x x

Rebuttal from diggermandigger:

Typical cheap reply.... its uncalled for and immature.... What i said in my
review was 100% true, i dont think i was that insulting to her?? I've every
right to submit a review -good or bad, once i'm being 100% truthful, which i
was.... And she every right to rebute it, if she was truthful -not one bit
was the truth.
Obviously she is writing this crap to make me look bad & slag me off-
therefore my review on her carries less credit i.e. she doesn't look half as
bad.
You can see by the tone of her reply that she doesnt give a damn about
punters, she doesnt even care that a punter did not have an enjoyable time
with her.... all she cares about is the euro.

A few points on her rebuttal -
She told me i was her 1st of the day!!- not third...
Me treat lady (lady!!!) You've no idea how to treat a punter...
You, a mother!?! - good one....
Health advice off you?? u must be kidding, you stunk.
Maybe my breath did smell.... sorry about that.
I aint fat....no six pack but toned- just another way to try & slag me
off....

Savanna, regarding your comment on my 'eyes not looking the best' and
'needing detox' (another cheap immature shot), i hadnt drank a pint in over
a week before our encounter and have never taken drugs.... not that i need
to explain to you, i'm just letting the punters out there know the lies
you're telling!!
You were the one who mentioned drugs, you said, in your lovely
half-Dub-half- Manchester knacker accent, that you'd do anal 'if i took a
few pills and a few lines first!!' - classy bird..... You are the least
classy escort i've met and you bring down the whole image of escorts.....
please retire and get your OAP.
This is my last comment on Savanna, i'm not gettin into tit-for-tat....
Favourites Enjoyed: Oral, Sex, Deep Throat, Tea Bagging
Accuracy of Photos: Very Happy
Incall Location: Fairly Happy
Physical Appearance: Fairly Attractive
Service Provided: Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Value for Money: Fairly Unhappy
Overall Satisfaction Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Would You Recommend? No
Would You See Again?: No

This review was submitted or last updated on 05/10/09.

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