Irish Escort Reviews: Review 015548

Escort(s): Lauren

Reviewer:
belfaststallion
Join Date: 05/09/08
Message Board Usergroup: Registered User
Message Board Posts: 5
Reviews: 27

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Belfast
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 8pm / 23/09/09
Duration: Less than 30 Minutes
Cost: £100
Review: I Have seen Lauren quite a few times on EI while browsing through Dublin girls, when i went online and saw that Lauren was in Belfast this evening it was a must that i went to see her. On her profile it said the cost was £80, that was a bonus!
The appartement was in a good location, when Lauren opened the door i was pleasantly surprised, she is a stunner, so i gave her £100 as i thought the experience would be unreal.
It wasnt..... After i got undressed i Lauren gave me head, it was ok, however i wasnt that fond of the rather eccentric fake moans and groans, it was the most mechanical that i have ever had, the sex was also, i didnt enjoy it at all. I was very dissapointed. She did everything she was supposed to, but it was far far too mechanical.

Service provided, thats about it. The stallion got his bag emptied, no frills, no enthusiasm from Lauren, she didnt even pretend. A blow-up-doll would be better entertainment!!!

I wouldnt reccommend, i am surprised given all her positive reviews, however i see that a few other experienced punters thought the same.

It aint often that the Stallion gives a negative, however i think its the correct decision in this case.
Favourites Enjoyed: Sex, OWO, Tea Bagging
Accuracy of Photos: Very Happy
Incall Location: Very Happy
Physical Appearance: Very Attractive
Service Provided: Fairly Unhappy
Value for Money: Fairly Unhappy
Overall Satisfaction Fairly Unhappy
Would You Recommend? No
Would You See Again?: No

This review was submitted or last updated on 23/09/09.

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