Irish Escort Reviews: Review 014958

Escort(s): Jessica James

Reviewer:
adogwithabone
Join Date: 11/06/09
Message Board Usergroup: Established Member
Message Board Posts: 412
Reviews: 42

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Dublin
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 8am / 06/09/09
Duration: 1 Hour
Cost: €250
Review: Met this girl some time ago. Between two minds about leaving review but thought that I might warn others not to make my mistake.
Jessica has had many photos over tiome which had intrigued me. They have all been restrained, cool, seductive, sensuous, mysterious...you get the picture. One day, feeling stressed and in need of some slow, deep, soft, sensual loving, I rang Jessica. What I got was a bright, breezy, bouncy, chatty girl-next-door Scots lass, who had difficulty staying focussed for more than a few minutes. This was not what I was in the mood for, which Jessica probably sensed. We did all that we would usually do but the magic was never there.
The photos are of Jessica and she is attractive but the photos do not portray her personality.
She is well worth visiting if you fancy a fun, chatty, slighty flaky girl. If you feel in the need of some slow sensuous loving better stick to the South Americans (which the photeos remind me of)


Note from Jessica:

Usually I take these reviews that state
that they 'met me sometime ago' with a pinch of salt, especially as
it is quite some time since I have charged 250 for the hour. If it
was a booking in which I charged that amount, then I could say that
it may even be a year or more old. I do always wonder if these
reviewers hold some kind of grudge, that they need to come crawling
out of the woodwork to articulate their view on a booking that took
place more than months ago. Focus on the present, I say. Although,
according to this lovely gentleman, that is something I find very,
very difficult. In fact, it's a miracle I could read to the end of
the review without jumping up to the window as something shiny caught
my (flaky) eye....



Anyone who wishes to visit me please
note that I am not psychic. I am really sorry about this, but it's
not a gift that was bestowed upon me.. This means that you have to say
what you want. Try it out, it's not difficult. Obviously in this
case, being chatty and fun and flaky was all a bit much for the poor
client. It amazes me that something as simple as communication
between two willing partners is so difficult to master. A simple
request would suffice, something like 'please, let's try doing this a
little slower', would have probably made the world of difference.




Not one client knows the full extent of
an escort's personality after just one visit. But, I have compiled a
short list of do's and dont's in order to get the best out of me...



DO – Put me at ease and be nice.



DO – Articulate what your needs are,
preferably before the appointment begins. Afterwards is never much
help to anyone.



DON'T – Be a mute. Being totally
silent causes much tension, and is not sexy. Some sound is needed,
even if it's a just a little gratuitous moan here and there.



DON'T – Act shady when you come in,
hiding your hands away in your pockets, or act cagey with that
rucksack. Maybe you're nervous, that's allowed. But – I can
guarantee you that I'm more worried that you're some axe-weilding
murderer, than a timid client.
Favourites Enjoyed: Sex, French Kissing, OWO, Reverse Oral
Accuracy of Photos: Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Incall Location: Fairly Happy
Physical Appearance: Fairly Attractive
Service Provided: Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Value for Money: Fairly Happy
Overall Satisfaction Neither Happy nor Unhappy
Would You Recommend? Maybe
Would You See Again?: Maybe

This review was submitted or last updated on 06/09/09.

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