Irish Escort Reviews: Review 013438

Escort(s): Lucy

Reviewer:
JAMESCORK
Join Date: 30/04/08
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Reviews: 63

Type:
Female Escort
Location: Cork
Incall or Outcall: Incall
Time / Date: 9pm / 21/07/09
Duration: 30 Minutes
Cost: €150
Review: Why do we do it? As soon as I walked in I knew that this is not the girl that I was expecting. But did I walk out - NO. I can’t decide if its out of respect or do I just not have the balls to walk out. Well I should have. Wasted 150 bucks. (she charges 140 but I realized after I left I never got my tenner change – Oh god I am a fool) Now you have all read the reviews and possibly going to disregard this one sensing that I am too choosy and difficult to please – but I can tell you I am not. I know a sexy lean bombshell when I see one. I like all of you punters out there have seen page 3 in the sun. This girl wouldn’t make the back page of the farming section in the Examiner. Am I being too harsh? Maybe.

The girl in the pics is a slim sexy looking bird in her twenties. Well I’m sorry but this is not the case. I am currently examining the page to find any resemblance and am failing to do so. The Lucy I met was about 5’4, size 12ish with fake firm (too firm) boobs. She is prob late thirties and has a c-section scar. Now to be fair her bod isn’t THAT bad but it’s not what I like. She was sweet and very pleasant and gave a really good OWO. But the sex was only fair (mainly because I had a mental block at this stage). I can only hope for you previous reviewers that gave her a WOW review that the real Lucy Brazil was sick and her older sister was standing in for her. I did get a taste of her masseuse skills at the end and ya she knows what she is doing and can really get into those spots with strength.

We need to be able to read reviews and trust them. Ill admit I too was a little over enthusiastic in my earlier days but I think I’ve got the knack now. I was thinking on the way back in the car should I give her a gentle bad review but I’m sorry fellow punters I have to tell it the way I see it. Now you know my taste make up your own mind. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe…
Favourites Enjoyed: Oral, Sex, OWO, Russian
Accuracy of Photos: Very Unhappy
Incall Location: Fairly Unhappy
Physical Appearance: Neither Attractive nor Unattractive
Service Provided: Fairly Unhappy
Value for Money: Fairly Unhappy
Overall Satisfaction Fairly Unhappy
Would You Recommend? No
Would You See Again?: No

This review was submitted or last updated on 21/07/09.

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